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Darkin-ify your favorite champion

Spank the Fox·12/2/2017, 11:27:21 AM·4 votes·427 views

Guidelines are simple:

  1. The Darkin(s) must have a conflict with something, anything
  2. Be edgy as possible
  3. Optional: homosexual orientation or tendencies

Here's a couple examples to get you going:

Jax - now is a Darkin and his lamp contains a sentient being trying to escape from Jax's abusive relationship and sexual advances. "Let's do it" - ;) "Imagine if I had a real weapon" - is an interesting deep quote for Jax as it shows his manipulation over the Sentient Lamp where Jax is saying he could have and be better with anything else but chooses to stick with the Lamp because no one else would take it.

Thresh - Darkin Scythe and Darkin Lantern are both seperate entities that want to control the vessel known as Thresh. Both Darkins want to collect souls, however the two of them have different ways they believe is more efficient: Darkin Lantern rather have other people do it's dirty work by getting them to dash in and reap the rewards while Darkin Scythe is aggressive and rather carve the flesh to reach the soul itself. They are pansexual, as all souls are good regardless of gender.

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xxxDogmanxxx12/2/2017, 4:09:37 PM2 votes

XinZhao - Whenever Jarvan III, the king of Demacia, delivers one of his rallying speeches from the glinting marble balcony atop the royal palace, the mysterious Xin Zhao is at his side. Coined the Seneschal of Demacia, Xin Zhao is the personal steward of the Lightshield dynasty. His enigmatic, silent vigil has led to an abundance of conjecture concerning his 'secret life' and origins. Whether it's 'Zaun double-agent' tendered at the dinner table or 'indebted rune mage' mused in the editorials of the 'Demacian Constant', Xin Zhao betrays no hints to sate the curiosity of the masses.

Years ago, Noxus was renowned for a spectacle called the Fleshing. It was a gladiatorial event with a cruel twist: as a fighter won matches, his number of opponents (generally prisoners of war) fought simultaneously would increase. This meant eventual death for every contender, but with unparalleled glory. Xin Zhao was the current undefeated champion, slated to face 300 soldiers, nearly six times the previous record. This was clearly meant to be his final match.

How foolish of them to think so. For when Xin Zhao was younger, he had come across an ancient, sentient spear in his travels. The Darkin Viscero, entrapped within the spear, attempted to take over his body at once, but slammed into the iron will and fearlessness of Xin Zhao. Xin Zhao consumed the essence of the Viscero instead, and now wielded the Darkin's innate fighting prowess as his own. The only lingering remnant of the Viscero was a deep-seated longing for a challenge. It was why Xin Zhao had let himself be captured by Noxus in the first place. 300 soldiers indeed required some effort, but hardly enough to give him pause, let alone the challenge he craved.

Jarvan II, hearing of Xin Zhao's unprecedented feat in the Fleshing, infiltrated the arena to offer him an alternative: serve Demacia and punish those who ultimately sentence him to death in exchange for his freedom. Xin Zhao was amused that the king of Demacia was willing to put what he believed was his own life at risk, despite Xin Zhao never being in any real danger. Xin Zhao decided that killing elite Noxus soldiers would likely be more challenging than captured soldiers, and so Xin Zhao accepted.

Under the cover of a prearranged Demacian assault on Noxus, Jarvan 'liberated' Xin Zhao and his 300 opponents. During the inevitable melee of the assault, Xin Zhao coincidentally took a poisoned arrow meant for Jarvan. In truth, Xin Zhao's Darkin-enhanced physiology was obviously immune to poison, and he had merely been too preoccupied by killing everything in his path to even notice the insignificant arrow.

Jarvan II however, mistook this act to be a supreme act of loyalty and self-sacrifice, from a man who had not vowed allegiance to him at all. It earned Xin Zhao a spot at the king's side until the day he died.

Now in the service of the king's successor, Jarvan III, Xin Zhao continues to fight for his adopted country of Demacia. For now, Xin Zhao is content to kill the soldiers of Noxus, and train Demacian troops to become the most fearsome warriors in history.

But make no mistake, Xin Zhao will grow bored of killing Noxians eventually, and Demacia should be prepared for when Xin Zhao decides that he has trained them enough to give him a challenge.

Neokilljoy12/2/2017, 12:07:44 PM1 votes

Renekton was once a crocodile who found a darkin bat'leth. Now he's big, mean, angry, and wants to kill everyone. His only relation to Nasus is that Renekton wants to eat him.

Busty Demoness12/2/2017, 5:01:55 PM1 votes

MissFortune After her parents were murdered before her eyes, and fatally wounded herself; Sarah crawled to the shore her home overlooked. Clutching her mother's last creation to her chest as she dragged herself to the shore, she tried to summon the strength to shoot at Gangplank's departing ship. Sadly, she was too weak and she cursed Gangplank, swearing to eventually secure her revenge. From the depths of the sea, an unusual creature slithered. Sarah's vision blurred into a haze as she saw it approach her, and start to swallow the gun. She blacked out as she felt the slime inch over her hand.

In the morning, she saw that her right hand was fused to what was her mother's flintlock, now with a pulsing red trim that flowed with the veins along the otherwise black arm she now had. Within her mind, she heard a seductive voice. "I will grant you the wish of vengeance, so long as you satisfy my bloodlust." Miss Fortune agreed, knowing that Bilgewater was full of unsavory characters, many of which were better off dead.

LeBlanc Rose12/3/2017, 12:22:17 PM1 votes

Kalista:

Varus with spears