:Backs...backs to stab everywhere!
:Look at all the people I can scream in their face!
:Look at all the people a can get in their face after I scream!
:punching intesifies
:woof woof!(new chew toys!)
:probably going to get nerfed for this...ah f**k it!
frigginmurlocs12 votesNon assassin junglers
OK intensifies.
Frigid Ice Storm8 votesmmmm youmuu buffs 
a good time to be a talon main :D
Stiv12344 votesWell, good luck against the 100% pick rate Yasuo in mid ^^
Melledoneus6 votes
"HASAGI!"
Heals for half his HP
Z465 votesYou forgot about his Graves-level 100% ban rate to go with it.
Old Man Teeto6 votes clicking intensifies
Embertine5 votesYou seem to have forgotten some.
All of which are listed as assassins when you go to here and click assassin.
MyTeamIsAwsome16 votesXerath is the best assasin in game! 10#10
Chaotic Reks4 votesthose "across the map snipes" are why he's by far the safest, and the best
summonermhrysos1 votesWell,there would not be much of a chance for other people to be the first post something funny about their own main if I did that now would be?
A Liberal1 voteswtf why is tristana an assassin? Everyone else I can see but Tristana...? I guess she can be played in a get in get out fashion but she's not really an assassin
EndlessSorcerer2 votesAP Tristana used to qualify back when her E was a AP-scaling DoT and DFG existed.
That might be why.
moomoomilkUwU2 votesWell it kinda makes sense, she kills people quickly by stacking her E and then her rocket jump resets so she can hop away.
A Liberal1 voteshttp://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/skins/dragon-trainers-field-guide
While we're on the topic just found this
3TWarrior1 votesher attack speed burst used to be so ridiculous that only tanks could survive it and that's pretty much still the case provided she isn't assassinated
it gives 7 seconds of up to 130% bonus attack speed, the highest steroid in the game
Jack º3 votesnew chew toys >:3 cant wait
Galgarad2 votesRek'sai, Vi, WW and Evelyn are assassins now?
Joking aside, your point it valid!
Kitty Darkstar3 votesI think Eve is basically the definition of assassin.
....you know, like how Teemo and Twitch are assassins.
summonermhrysos6 votesOf course they are assassins... ACCORDING TO ULTIMATE BRAVERY!!![slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Gnawr xd4 votesEvelyn **IS **an assassin... like, probably THE most obvious one aswell
DorkunedAuras1 votesYou've never played Rek'Sai with any AD at all have you. As a Rek'Sai top main with 100k mastery, Yes, she works as a bruiser that can delete squishies with a combo with 2 damage items.
S H A Y C 02 votesLong live the Clown!
3tyson2 votesIn an time of assassins adc kindred is law
Ralanr1 votesPantheon laughs hysterically.
Rew7111 votesBut.. and aren't assassins at all. has it as her secondary though.
runs away... time warps back, deals a lot of damage, completely kills you with a lot of damage.
hits you with a E... has no mana to W away.
summonermhrysos1 votes mid?
pfft why him and not the ALMIGHTY NEW KOG MAW MID!?
5.0 ATTACK SPEED BABY!NOTHING TOPS THIS!
according to the latest feedback of lol community...
ps I totally did not forgot to put "and jungler mains" in the title
Mecha MaIphite2 votes 
WolfBV1 votes
Armor stacking intensifies
Autrah Fang1 votesi see getting nerfed again as well, since he'll be able to burst all 5 of the ADC's on the enemy team at once with his AoE's(cuz you know there will be people who'll wanna go 5 ADC team comps)
as someone who really likes Talon, i guess i'll have to get my kicks in while i can :/