As if Dynamic Q wasn't bad enough, now Riot is objectifying women.
Come on riot, you're better than this.
Come on riot, you're better than this.
Something something, Lucian and Ekko edgy slavery joke.
Am I doing it right guys?
What.... you WOULDNT buy ahri?...
To be fair, ahri is just a fox
Take it a step further:
Purchase item (Ahri)... How? RIOT points (punch symbol)... Soo 880 punches to knock her out?
How? Influence points (crossing swords symbol)... Fight for her, challenge your fellow males and spend $4800 worth of dates and trying to impress her, you MIGHT influence her enough to get her to say yes.
On a side note... i never realized she was a nine tailed fox... Kurama would not approve! (or would he? :P)
MY SOGGY KNEE!
I laughed. Thank you.
There's a reason she's one of the more expensive champions in League
And with CHILDREN
poor annie
Wait... what does this mean about... L- Lu- Lux?...
But, seriously.
This one would had been my first though when buying women. Just look at her.
Keep fish away before he can buy the spinning "Justice" bot.
And we don't want malicious near that monster.
However, It's perfectly fine letting me get my hands on 
Noooooo! My main QQ