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Average Bard1 votes

Not even going herald the return of your favorite heretic?

Laughing Fish4 votes

Maybe because Leona praises the sun and purges heretics, while Riven massacres children? I mean, there are certainly plenty of people who would be ok with the massacring of children (Aatrox Brand Chogath Darius DrMundo Draven Fiddlesticks Gangplank Jhin Kindred Lissandra Malzahar Mordekaiser RekSai Shaco Singed Sion Swain Teemo Thresh Urgot Velkoz Vladimir Warwick Xerath), but Riven also has a superiority complex on top of her bloodlust that forces her to consider herself superior to the very monsters that would accept her violence.

RaptorKarr3 votes

Not really, Riven is the only champion that doesn't say anything arrogant or cocky, unlike Garen who is the reincarnation of Narcissus.

Laughing Fish1 votes

It isn't arrogant when you really are this badass. http://data.whicdn.com/images/122263452/large.gif

I mean, how many champions have been worshiped IRL? http://i1.wp.com/twinfinite.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/garen.jpg?resize=450%2C270

RaptorKarr2 votes

You're taking the 2nd image out of context >.>

Laughing Fish2 votes

I don't care what the context is, someone worshipped Garen. That automatically ups his badass rating. https://media.giphy.com/media/uR6julmSW90mk/giphy.gif

RaptorKarr2 votes

She worshiped Guan-yu she just mistook Garen for him >.> my little sister once mistook my grandpa as Santa Claus >.>

Laughing Fish1 votes

Sounds like someone is in denial. Garen is pure badass. He is justice incarnate. http://nashor.com/pics/3046.gif

DorkunedAuras3 votes

OI, RekSai would never...

Well she doesn't...

They deserved it.

Laughing Fish2 votes

I mean, she is a predator. I doubt she would even see it as brutal, as she was just hungry.

DorkunedAuras3 votes

She's better than most. She has clearly identified territory, so if you're gonna get eaten, you're putting yourself in the situation. It's not like the others where they invade, she lives in the Sai, so you're invading her.

Laughing Fish2 votes

Well, technically her home is the void and she invaded Shurima. But yeah, with the exception of the ascended, Amumu, and possibly Rammus, she has lived there longer than anyone.

DorkunedAuras2 votes

At some point she was an invader, at this point though, it's not invasion, It's just home.

Laughing Fish1 votes

True. I think at this point she already owns the land. Any attempts to take it from her would no longer be reclamation, and would instead be conquering.

DorkunedAuras2 votes

Not to mention, with how massive and powerful she is, conquering is closer to suicide.

Laughing Fish2 votes

Well, with enough people you could overwhelm here. A large army like Demacia or Noxus have would be able to defeat her through shear numbers and magic.

DorkunedAuras2 votes

At this point though, she's such a staple that it's not worth it. The lost numbers just to take a southern portion if Shurima is not worth it in the slightest. she could die, but it would be so bloody that the desert would be stained red

Laughing Fish2 votes

Exactly. The only two that might take her on are Xerath and Azir, as they are both power hungry and both want to own every part of the desert. Although AurelionSol is not a fan of the void, and may just burn the entire desert someday just to kill Icathia.

DorkunedAuras3 votes

I figure rek'sai could put a good fight on anyone she could reach, so Renekton Nasus are out. But Xerath Azir can fly, so she's kinda helpless to fight back.

And I don't think anyone in the game outside of Bard Kindred can stack up to AurelionSol power

Lord Boltrix4 votes

You are wrong LF, Mordekaiser Mordekaiser wouldn't massacre children.

There would be little point in killing them as they wouldn't provide anything particularly powerful in terms of the ghosts they would become if and when raised, Mordekaiser would likely take the kids and raise them to want to serve him, and the loyal will fight forever for him in both life and death.

Then Mordekaiser would be their loving father, and they?

His Children of the Grave.

Laughing Fish1 votes

I am not saying Mordekaiser would massacre children himself, but he wouldn't have a problem with a woman who does. He would probably just hue at the story. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qfji6hHU1r3ykgdo1_500.gif

Reaper55991 votes

But....But.....Velkoz is such a good, person, eye, void, thing

AMYS GRAVE1 votes

Sounds like they need a dose of justice!

Skelenth2 votes

Definitely Mario Kart

Cheekynorth1 votes

{quoted}

Definitely Mario Kart

That's how I feel when I play Mario Kart

DorkunedAuras1 votes

HOW DO YOU GET THE BLUE SHELL EVERY FKING TIME!

Cheekynorth1 votes

WHY DID YOU GET TRIPLE RED SHELLS IN SECOND PLACE AND THEN A CRAZY 8?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

JayHog19921 votes

Teemo: "Guess I have it easy here in Bandle."

Average Bard1 votes

Raptorkarr is good Noxian

RaptorKarr2 votes

(づ^‿‿^)づ

Average Bard1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] She won't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it cough Garen cough

ViashinoWizard1 votes

Leona "Diana where is your nose."

ImmortalBloodCY1 votes

Feels like they were playing Mario Cart.

I mean i am always like this with my family.

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