Things people say though the match.

RaptorKarr··16 votes·4,568 views

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Puynsi15 votes

Me: Why you went in? X: Because it was a free kill dude! Me: Yeah, you were the free kill -X has left the game.-

Melledoneus3 votes

It was such a sick burn that his computer and router spontaneously combusted. You cost him a lot of money, man.

Krinu6 votes

DrMundo When I play Mundo, I always chat like he does. "MUNDO BUY MR BECAUSE VLAD!"

The Whamboozler4 votes

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. Mundo must always speak in all caps, usually starting each sentence with his name.

supes the lost3 votes

DrMundo: "Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget!"

TheSequelsRBad4 votes

I started thinking about the last one.

Darn it, now my silver(soon to be gold, I hope) brain is about to explode!

RaptorKarr6 votes

What if they Negate each other?

VeigarIsTall1 votes

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

CordedMoss642 votes

tis unpossibilities my dear deer fallow

Disulfiram1 votes

It's possible... though armor too counters lifesteal, and since thornmail gives both damage reflection and armor I'd say that thormail counters lifesteal more than lifesteal does thornmail.

Daedalus8712 votes

Thornmail counters lifesteal. MR counters Thornmail. MPen counters MR. Health counters MPen. AD counters Health. Armor counters AD. ArPen counters Armor. Nothing counters ArPen.

Don't think about it too hard.

sintellect1 votes

{quoted}

Thornmail counters lifesteal. MR counters Thornmail. MPen counters MR. Health counters MPen. AD counters Health. Armor counters AD. ArPen counters Armor. Nothing counters ArPen.

Don't think about it too hard.

arpen makes thornmail hurt more..

Daedalus8711 votes

Countering isn't a transitive operation.

Zair Umbras5 votes

False. Thornmail calculates the damage prior to damage reductions and even states on the item that it calculates it before armor. :3

Ralanr2 votes

I tend to say, "Yarr" every now and then when I play Gangplank. Sometimes ending my sentences with it.

Gangplank: That be a good gank Warwick...Yarr.

Delioth1 votes

My SO doesn't like it when I play Gangplank because I do this but with my actual face.

sintellect2 votes

"i'm a diamond smurf" opposing team's allchat "i'm plat iv" opposing team's allchat before game even starts. i say "i'm not a smurf, but i've been playing mobas before this game was conceived, what rank does that make me?" diamond vayne says "a god" "ok, well, i'm sure u won't have too much trouble vs this one furreals miss diamond VAYNE" nothing else is said for much of the rest of the match but we lose before 20 minutes "ggwp"

Toa Innodence2 votes

thornmail and lifesteal neutralize each other up to a certain point, but with more lifesteal options and thornmail passive being unique, lifesteal outscales thornmail to an extent

sintellect1 votes

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thornmail and lifesteal neutralize each other up to a certain point, but with more lifesteal options and thornmail passive being unique, lifesteal outscales thornmail to an extent

do you think it would be too powerful if they changed it the way they did in dota? it was originally a lot like thornmail.. always passive and returned i think 30%? or something physical dmg only.. the new one you can activate to return 100% dmg for 4.5 secs every 15 secs. yeah i think it would be overpowered in this game nvm.

Toa Innodence1 votes

I think that lifesteal should outrank thornmail-under-constant-return-of-damage-for-a-percent, but only just. for instance, if someone is dealing ad, if you match it with thorn mail, they should be able to buy one third tier item to out life-steal you. two thornmails? two lifesteals to surpass, but to even make a dent on a third life-steal item, you may need to buy a toatal of 4 thornmail items, which is a waste of itemization punishing for being too invested in making another champion useless to you. I additionally think that there should be an ap version of thorns called reflection to counter spellvamp, but should follow the same guidelines as thorns in terms of what outranks what. it creates a meaningful decision on weather to focus on your output or counter to another champion's strenghts, creating a complex and imperfectly balanced web [we don't want invincible tanks now do we?].

I've been putting lots of thoughts into what needs to be adjusted with the upcoming pre-season including yasuo adjustments (the key is to attatch some of his passives [crit damage reduction, shield health, sheild recharge, armor pen] to the rank of his abilities and scale them exponentially between level 1 and 18!).

sintellect1 votes

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I think that lifesteal should outrank thornmail-under-constant-return-of-damage-for-a-percent, but only just. for instance, if someone is dealing ad, if you match it with thorn mail, they should be able to buy one third tier item to out life-steal you. two thornmails? two lifesteals to surpass, but to even make a dent on a third life-steal item, you may need to buy a toatal of 4 thornmail items, which is a waste of itemization punishing for being too invested in making another champion useless to you. I additionally think that there should be an ap version of thorns called reflection to counter spellvamp, but should follow the same guidelines as thorns in terms of what outranks what. it creates a meaningful decision on weather to focus on your output or counter to another champion's strenghts, creating a complex and imperfectly balanced web [we don't want invincible tanks now do we?].

I've been putting lots of thoughts into what needs to be adjusted with the upcoming pre-season including yasuo adjustments (the key is to attatch some of his passives [crit damage reduction, shield health, sheild recharge, armor pen] to the rank of his abilities and scale them exponentially between level 1 and 18!).

well, u gotta put into factor the role of tanks.. if they are being attacked instead of their team in team fights.. they are accomplishing their primary role. that's why an activation for it would be good...if they still have it on while they're just running away it seems a little unfair. but if they roll in and activate it like a baller with the rest of their team behind their concrete wall, it's justified. tbh, idk if they could really put this change to use though since how this game is built.. there's only AP and AD... there is no strength, intelligence, and agility that constitutes hp/mana/armor/attack speed. the most easy counter to it for ads are items that are still good with them but do not rely on ad. bork/shiv.. but the thing is that it returns physical dmg in magic dmg... so the more phys u have the more ur getting hit by magic.. and most ad don't build for mr either.. or rather there aren't many if any at all that i know of good ad items that also have mr. dervish isn't bad but it's kinda sad the melees get the huge movespeed buff and ranged don't.

DarthSpectrum2 votes

Thornmail actually overpowers lifesteal unless the ADC gets LF equivalent of 3 BT or 2 BT and 1 LW.

With only one BT/BoTRK plus a LW, most ADCs will lose 30 to 50% of their health fighting a full health tank assuming the ADC doesn't have MR. The counter to Thornmail is actually Banshees or QSS. Most ADCs struggles to fight enemies with thornmail if the ADCs do not have LF and MR to back up their damage. A while ago before the Cinderhulk, Gromp, and Thornmail nerfs, ADCs would literally 100-0 themselves as long as they didn't build MR.

LordForrest2 votes

Actually i believe wit's end is far more effective a counter to thornmail. You get mr, a stacking mr buff, stacking mr shred, attack speed, and on-hit magic damage. That is a very cost effective means of weakening thornmail, throw in a last whisper and lifesteal and you are doing even better.

DarthSpectrum1 votes

Oh definitely. Almost any form of MR effectively counters thornmail. I just mentioned Banshees because most ADCs build that as their 6th item.

In terms of specifically countering thornmail, Wit's End is excellent. Thornmail can't reflect the magic damage, and Wit's End's MR mitigates most of the damage that does get reflected.

The only downside is that most ADCs can benefit from QSS or Banshees more since they can save the ADCs in a pinch.

LordForrest2 votes

Usually inappropriate comments involving specific situations. I.E Warwick, me or the enemy, always ulting the same champ, specifically if they are a female champ... Stop humping me, and on and on actually got a couple of people to engage and continue that train of thought before, was pretty epic. Even better when i was playing Kitty Katarina.

Also works with skarner, just say no i don't want to return to your den and bare your babies, so please stop trying to drag me there.

RaptorKarr5 votes

kinky

Rueian1 votes

Lifestal

CordedMoss641 votes

words of wisdom man

LOL Spammer1 votes

Meme City op

VeigarIsTall1 votes

Teemo

TREMBL BEFORRMEH

Saying it to myself with a Scottish accent.

ArmisXDD1 votes

Fizz At least Teemo can be hit by abilities.

DeynaTaggerung1 votes

Haha all those innocents in the background of the first picture are great :3

sintellect1 votes

now that i think about it thornmail synergizes against itself because of the huge armor buff.. i guess that's why they added the (+25% of armor) to add a flat return.. maybe they could make it have something like.. 100 armor with an activation that returns 50% of armor on hit(spell or attack).

ArmisXDD1 votes

Wo vis vogahvon sahrelend do Grah Bunny Riven? https://www.thuum.org/translate.php

RaptorKarr1 votes

I have many things I want to say about this but i'm not going too.......

Daedalus8711 votes

Nunon gein bahlaan do Draven's lokaal los Draven.

Scribbs1 votes

Ich neust freudich Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven

bookwormpete1 votes

When I'm Vi, and I get counter-jungled: Vi Trespassing is against the law!

Noctius281 votes

Garen DEMACIA!! Trundle U mad? Tristana Boom baby! Twitch Surprise! Vi NOPE!

aítch1 votes

Me:locks in Lulu ADC Team: http://mommasaid.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/baby-cries.jpg Me: Quiet down children tis ok My Duo: Lee sin support AYE WE WON DAT SHEET K

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Shaco "And for my next trick, I'll make you disappear..." proceeds to assassinate the carry

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

I just spam the H2K emote. It eventually pisses people off.

Ghostvoider Rick1 votes

I'm usually that first one...I'm such a pervert... item 3073 item 3073

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