Have you ever misheard a champion's quote?
MY ASS IS GETTING COLD
MY ASS IS GETTING COLD
"Drown in pussy!"
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"Drown in pussy!"
same here..
For quite a long time I thought morde said, "I like my women, the way I like my music, heavy and metal." I was a little confused.
same here lol
I was going to file a complaint of racism for a quote once...
But Riot said I merely misheard Kog'maw.
which quote???
Various gurgling noises.
I used to think lulu said "never look a tool in the eyes"
I used to think lulu said "never look a tool in the eyes"
wait what is it really?
never look a tulip in the eyes
there will be no thor
In due course.
I'll let you figure out how I misheard that particular quote.
Wait, what? Then what is he saying?
don't get coffee
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don't get coffee
My fav champ and I like coffee :D
"Always food change"
It was "All will soon change"
...
Facepalm.
I always thought it said "Always assume change"
I always thought Taric said : You are nothing more than a$$ waiting to be smashed.
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I always thought Taric said : You are nothing more than a$$ waiting to be smashed.
welll it makes sense
Senator! Your deathness beckons!
Cho'Gath 4 prez 2016
I STILL THINK THATS WHAT HE SAYS WHAT DOES HE SAY
summoner lmao
"Taste the wind!"
Not a champion quote but in Howling Abyss, there's a guy yelling charge every once in a while, first time thought he was saying Shark (the quote from Fizz's ult), but there was no Fizz on the map, I was confused.
Garen:
I thought "Break their ranks!!!" Was "Read their rights!!!!"
Evil lux around every corner
"Life is feeding"
All of bronze Q_Q
"I will show you the bath." 
: Ults
"TARGET FLARE!"
"Your billing master." I was new and confused.
Toss them Pix! 
The template is at your command.
I was pretty thrown off by that one for awhile, lol.
"I'll start ahead!" until my boyfriend screamed at me.
"No secret singers here...."
Help Udyr find the secret singers.
SUFFER INTERNALLY
Entorch me
I am asian. You are not allowed to intercept me.
I always thought old
shouted: "Prepare your butthole!"
I used to think ziggs would yell "Froyo!" Lol
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I used to think ziggs would yell "Froyo!" Lol
wait, he doesnt?
Ready to rape 
"Huni's a map"
"Time to feed"
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"Huni's a map"
"Time to feed"
I thought that's what Kog says...
I once heard
: In due course
as
: Intercourse
''I lend my aids.''