Champion Confessions

EbonyBladeJ88·4/29/2017, 6:06:56 PM·3 votes·344 views

Aatrox I actually faint at the sight of blood.

Ahri I secretly use aphrodisiacs to charm people.

Akali These aren't skills; they're actually props and special effects from my Ionian acting career.

Alistar In truth, I WANT players to milk those.

Amumu I'm scared of commitments.

Anivia I actually hate the cold.

Annie I've known where Tibbers is the whole time.

Ashe I'm actually the one that blinded Lissandra.

AurelionSol Another being forges stars, I just take the credit.

Azir (Insert Anakin Skywalker quote about sand)

Bard Beeping Noises (I really know how to speak normally, I just choose not to.)

Blitzcrank I’m a better catch with my left arm.

Brand I have Pyrophobia.

Braum I hate goat's milk.

Caitlyn This is a toy gun.

Camille Before, I was a dwarf and hated tall people.

Cassiopeia Snakes actually disgust me.

That's all for now, but Part 2 will be in the works.

6 Comments

Blue Moon Wolf4/30/2017, 7:38:37 AM1 votes

Gnar: ... I can speak English >.>

MonkeyKing: I hate bananas....

TahmKench: I'm very self conscious about my weight ;__;

Thresh: I only stole Lucian sempai's wife so he would notice me.

Lucian: It worked... >_>

Thresh :D

MasterYi: The goggles? have an X-ray vision setting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hammond is god4/30/2017, 7:12:22 PM1 votes

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WyvernEgg4/30/2017, 8:19:41 PM1 votes

Jhin I cant a4ed to tell you my secrets.