Champion Confessions
I actually faint at the sight of blood.
I secretly use aphrodisiacs to charm people.
These aren't skills; they're actually props and special effects from my Ionian acting career.
In truth, I WANT players to milk those.
I'm scared of commitments.
I actually hate the cold.
I've known where Tibbers is the whole time.
I'm actually the one that blinded Lissandra.
Another being forges stars, I just take the credit.
(Insert Anakin Skywalker quote about sand)
Beeping Noises (I really know how to speak normally, I just choose not to.)
I’m a better catch with my left arm.
I have Pyrophobia.
I hate goat's milk.
This is a toy gun.
Before, I was a dwarf and hated tall people.
Snakes actually disgust me.
That's all for now, but Part 2 will be in the works.
: ... I can speak English >.>
: I hate bananas....
: I'm very self conscious about my weight ;__;
: I only stole Lucian sempai's wife so he would notice me.
: It worked... >_>
: The goggles? have an X-ray vision setting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The reason I eat so much is because i have a high-speed metabolism.
I wanted a plane, not a helicopter.
I'm secretly jealous of my brother's popularity.
At times when I'm alone, I cosplay as Saix from Kingdom Hearts.
Mundo actually has official doctorate and license to practice.
When I'm home alone, I put my brother's armor on and pretend to be him.
I actually admire Piltover's scientists, despite what I say.
I have severe Arachnophobia.
I think I'd be a better date for 
than that dumb maiden.
I wanted to go with my uncle to the Howling Abyss, but he wouldn't let me.
Other scarecrows exclude me from their meetings.
I want to focus more on my painting career.
I'm being blackmailed by that shark I summon with my ult.
I cant a4ed to tell you my secrets.