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Need Elo? Try Riven!

Emojay·10/6/2016, 12:48:08 AM·10 votes·406 views

Are you having trouble with getting out of bronze 5? Are you tired of having noob teams that keep you from being challenger? Try Riven! With Riven, teams are a thing of the past! You become the best and only champion, and will always be able to carry! Scared of tower diving? Not with Riven! With Riven, you will always make sick plays on one health, and win fights with your divine skill!

Warning: Riven contains high level of sodium, rage, hatred for the world around you, and mouthwash. Riven may result in rashes on your q-pressing finger, toxicity towards teammates, toxicity towards enemies, toxicity towards shopkeeper, angry outbursts, large ego increasment, narcissism, puking salt on your computer screen, giving enemies first blood, and more. Please consult your doctor before playing Riven, or starting League, or planning on starting league. Please tell your doctor if you actually carry games, or before one-tricking Riven. Get your Elo now, with Riven! Skillnotincluded

11 Comments

18 NAKED COWB0YS10/6/2016, 1:08:18 AM4 votes

Are you gold and below and refuse to admit theres a champ you cant master that is outplaying you? well heres a solution for YOU. go on the forums and type every single stereotype about a champs playerbase in hopes fellow bronze forum users will agree to then uplift your already low spirits.

bronze 1 3 wins 10 losses.

point proven. 8 months in, not a single chat restrict on any of my accounts.

Kitty Darkstar10/6/2016, 12:25:53 PM1 votes

I've tried Riven. She's not easy to learn, especially not on lag. Though she might be easy to master, wouldn't know about that.

Dukues10/6/2016, 2:38:54 PM1 votes

Only ok riven mains I have seen play are plat + smurfs smurfing in lower elo........

I assume its because they can't riven at their actual elo.

I cringe every time I have a Riven on my team. Had two on my team back to back last week. Their combined score = 3-17 :((((((((((((((((.

Edit: But of course it was the rest of the teams fault we lost not theirs.

EndlessSorcerer10/6/2016, 2:41:50 PM1 votes

Just remember to blame the opponent for playing no-skill brainless champions any idiot could climb with when you lose.