46 Comments

ChaosThief2/18/2016, 8:36:59 PM39 votes

The clear thing to do every time is to throw the reasonable person out the window. Duh.

SpecterVonBaren2/18/2016, 8:39:26 PM16 votes

Eh, 5 man mid can actually be the right choice depending on the circumstances when you take mid inhib, I'd have had him say something like, "Farm the lanes and jungle until we can finish our next items?" Or something.

Rikari2/18/2016, 11:53:15 PM10 votes

"Mid inhib and nexus turrets are down,30 seconds till respawn,what to do? Take the other two inhibs Ward baron Right click the f**king nexus"

fixed that for you can't say how many times this happened

Stephenizgod2/19/2016, 3:52:34 AM8 votes

Jax is 1/9 and sees the enemies are all fed

Jax : "Noobs stop getting caught out! You keep getting caught out!!"

Dies 1v5 in the enemy jungle with no vision

Jax : "NOOBS WHERE IS MY BACK UP"

Janna (me): "You told us to stop getting caught so we stayed near our wards"

Jax : "I meant don't run out with no vision by yourself and die like a noob you idiot"

Janna : "You mean like what you just did?

No response for rest of game

kaltenashes2/19/2016, 2:15:25 PM3 votes

where's the 'Throw the game' option, lately people been doing this a lot

Thumpin2/20/2016, 2:05:58 AM2 votes

Switch the other two to "take raptors" and "take wolves" and suddenly this is even more accurate.

Rozzeta2/19/2016, 12:02:55 AM2 votes

"Excelent, we have sucesfully pushed bot while our mid inhibitor is down... now do you know where the enemy is?"

"Yes, they 5 man pushed mid and took both nexus towers"

NommyPancake2/19/2016, 12:08:27 AM2 votes

Yep.. that's me on every game

Me: "please group top/bot" (They still grouping mid after inhibitor down) Me: "there's nothing to get on mid" (Crazily pinging to group bot) Me: "I will split top and put pressure (as singed)" (They finally grouped as 4)

That's a lot of typing :^)

GenghisEmo2/19/2016, 3:36:38 AM2 votes

Im the guy thrown out of the window XD.

They get killed, while i take towers "why dont you help, f in newb".

It was free bot lane, why not get free towers, which equals free gold XD.

TallyZrg2/18/2016, 8:47:30 PM1 votes

Everytime, though I will say that some of my teams understand when I say it will push itself and follow my lead. I have to say it a few times though and ping.

Shinirup2/19/2016, 3:41:52 AM1 votes

Hmm reminded me of Thismay be more suited as far as throwing oneself vs others throwing them.

BALDG1VEN BOOMER2/19/2016, 3:52:10 AM1 votes

Yeah I always want to do that seems like after the first turret falls in lane it's group mid time, though thing is the enemy team will start to 5 man mid before your team groups to another lane thus forcing you to go back mid, It's so relentless lol

ilt2/18/2016, 10:24:33 PM1 votes

"let's all try to 1v5 now because we're sooooooo ahead"

Average Bard2/19/2016, 4:25:15 AM1 votes

Seriously, why has "group mid" become the go to thing for people to say in hopes they can pull off a win?

Solaxo2/19/2016, 12:14:00 PM1 votes

That's why I don't play ranked :)

hotarse2/19/2016, 12:26:02 PM1 votes

god why does this happen so often... i dont get it... and when i leave my team to their devices in mid, the enemy team respawns and kills them all.... i hate this game sometimes

BetaDude402/18/2016, 10:13:29 PM1 votes

Allied or enemy inhib?

LordGeovanni2/18/2016, 10:42:03 PM1 votes

But I can fly so fuk you though

Eevee In A Jar2/19/2016, 5:02:30 PM1 votes

People do this in Gold and Plat as well but the throw at baron is even harder. It's even better when the worst player on the team is making baron calls without jungler present and enemy jungler and 4 of their teammates mia with better objective control comp.

If inhib is down in that lane, there's no need to blindly go into lane unless you are going to dive and that's not "well IF I dive" that's 100% dive at those nexus turrets.

Iqqi2/19/2016, 10:37:47 PM1 votes

My favorite is the Baron call at lvl 11 after you just killed 2 person in a team fight.