To all those nubs that don't get why morde is marksman now

GeorgeKnightRT·1/18/2016, 9:49:48 AM·44 votes·1,943 views

So morde was recently tagged as a marksman, here are some resonable explanations why morde is a marksman now.

One could say he does a 360 degrees swing on his auto animation, that's a 360 macescoping, mordekaiser is a mlg sharpshooter confirmed.

A more scientific explanation could be:

Mordekaiser, mordekaiser has 11 letters, 1+1=2 Marksman, marksman has 8 letters, 8+2=10 You know what else is 10 ? Yeah that's right, Illuminati.

Illuminati = 666 = =marksman

Mordekaiser is ~~illuminati~~ marksman confirmed

6 Comments

Malicious Metal1/18/2016, 9:56:15 AM33 votes

Can't argue with that logic.

MisterLayzee1/19/2016, 12:29:16 AM11 votes

For crying out loud people, isn't it obvious why hes a marksman.

He is male and an adult, so he is a man.
He marks you with this shit http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/6/6c/Children_of_the_Grave.png/revision/latest?cb=20150812201747

With all this you can conclude he is a man who marks, therefore he is indeed a "marksman".

ChaoticPinecone1/19/2016, 3:46:36 AM2 votes

I was going to say youre wrong, but...

Mordakaiser's W is a targeted ability that can only be used on allies. You know who else has that kind of ability on her W? Soraka. Soraka is known for her bananas. So is Gwen Stefani. Back in the 90s, she was in a band called No Doubt.

Cant doubt the logic that Morde is ~~illuminati ~~marksman.

SelflessTeammate1/19/2016, 3:17:42 PM2 votes

I lol'd at 360 macescoping