21 Comments

Ariel the Cruel4/25/2016, 12:58:55 AM28 votes

Pros:

  • Eats your enemies.
  • Eats other pets.
  • eats your victims.
  • Eats your neighbors (if they don't already fall under the other 3 categories).
  • Moderately cheap food bill.
    • First 2 meals included!
  • Trainable
  • Will win any contest it shows up for. -Loyal

Cons:

  • Drools.
  • Eats your friends. (lol. Like you have any.)
  • Eats your homework.

Yep. Best pet you'll ever adopt.

Bârd4/25/2016, 4:38:55 AM14 votes

There used to be 5 dogs in that box.

Just sayin'.

kétchùp chìps4/24/2016, 11:57:09 PM13 votes

3/3 would adopt them all.

Theiki Kayle4/25/2016, 9:53:06 AM8 votes

KogMaw lv 1

Lulu How cute, it's so tiny and defenseless! Janna Let's care for him until he can fend on his own!

KogMaw lv 18

KogMaw PENTAKILL Lulu Did that taste purple, Koggy? Janna Well, as much as I enjoy this, it takes all my powers to clean up afterwards....

TheFancySkeleton4/25/2016, 3:24:07 AM4 votes

Kog'maw? More like "Dog'maw".

Very Epic Guy4/25/2016, 4:16:28 PM2 votes

Well this is terribly awkward, I read this as "Void Puppy Up For Abortion."

Oops XD

Imortal Dragon4/25/2016, 12:06:35 AM2 votes

Awwwwe poor puppies he's making them cry

TallyZrg4/25/2016, 10:38:17 PM1 votes

Daddy?

Shroom Junkie4/25/2016, 12:19:37 AM1 votes

Would adopt

Pierce The Veal4/25/2016, 4:16:20 AM1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Face The Sun,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=LwPXE2wy,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-04-24T23:46:21.595+0000)

http://pa1.narvii.com/6078/6bd3a4db758dd8b54d9ca0bf2dffeb5b17a8d2cc_hq.gif

Right when I was thinking about him and how broken he will be with bloorazor!

ƒoes4/25/2016, 4:24:04 AM1 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vu8VKXUYrM

Cyanide & Happiness' "Being ugly is awesome sometimes"

Photos of Ghosts4/25/2016, 7:44:39 AM1 votes

OMG SO COOT

Blue Moon Wolf4/25/2016, 3:33:36 PM1 votes

I would scoop him up and take him home without a second thought.

Landlord: WHAT IS THIS?! Your contract CLEARLY says no pets! KogMaw fires acid at him Landlord: AHHHHHHHhhh.... best... pet... ever... <3

StormStrike14/24/2016, 11:48:54 PM1 votes

Of course! Who doesn't want a void creature in their home?