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Ariel the Cruel28 votes

Pros:

  • Eats your enemies.
  • Eats other pets.
  • eats your victims.
  • Eats your neighbors (if they don't already fall under the other 3 categories).
  • Moderately cheap food bill.
    • First 2 meals included!
  • Trainable
  • Will win any contest it shows up for. -Loyal

Cons:

  • Drools.
  • Eats your friends. (lol. Like you have any.)
  • Eats your homework.

Yep. Best pet you'll ever adopt.

bill8415 votes

You forgot this: -eats you

Ariel the Cruel8 votes

Considering Kog not only never ate Malz, but also rushed to his aid during perceived peril. . . I'm going to file that under "loyal" instead of "eats me".

Punkkee18 votes

rushes to his aid malz has space aids

hehhhh exdee

Bârd14 votes

There used to be 5 dogs in that box.

Just sayin'.

Saphixia4 votes

There was also a couple of cats and a small tortoise

morris14 votes

I think Teemo might still be hiding there.

kétchùp chìps13 votes

3/3 would adopt them all.

Theiki Kayle8 votes

KogMaw lv 1

Lulu How cute, it's so tiny and defenseless! Janna Let's care for him until he can fend on his own!

KogMaw lv 18

KogMaw PENTAKILL Lulu Did that taste purple, Koggy? Janna Well, as much as I enjoy this, it takes all my powers to clean up afterwards....

TheFancySkeleton4 votes

Kog'maw? More like "Dog'maw".

Photos of Ghosts2 votes

:^)

Imortal Dragon2 votes

Awwwwe poor puppies he's making them cry

Very Epic Guy2 votes

Well this is terribly awkward, I read this as "Void Puppy Up For Abortion."

Oops XD

StormStrike11 votes

Of course! Who doesn't want a void creature in their home?

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Would adopt

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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http://pa1.narvii.com/6078/6bd3a4db758dd8b54d9ca0bf2dffeb5b17a8d2cc_hq.gif

Right when I was thinking about him and how broken he will be with bloorazor!

ƒoes1 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vu8VKXUYrM

Cyanide & Happiness' "Being ugly is awesome sometimes"

Photos of Ghosts1 votes

OMG SO COOT

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

I would scoop him up and take him home without a second thought.

Landlord: WHAT IS THIS?! Your contract CLEARLY says no pets! KogMaw fires acid at him Landlord: AHHHHHHHhhh.... best... pet... ever... <3

TallyZrg1 votes

Daddy?

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