If Abilities did literally what the name was

2000boxes·Oct 1, 2014·6 votes·3,721 views

I'll start jungle waters can only be used in the river unseen predator will make kha zix invisible to the enemy team no matter what karthus sings a sad song that can be heard across the map for his ult

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Ironclad DragonOct 1, 201420 votes

Yasuo ** Last Breath: **Yasuo dies.

exiledFromBadmenOct 1, 20142 votes

Or he dies after 1.5 sconds instead :)

TulareOct 1, 201413 votes

Soraka Starcall: Soraka racks up an unbelievable long distance bill.

Deep Terror NamiOct 1, 201412 votes

Gangplank

Parrrley: Gangplank sits down and discusses a ceasefire with target enemy champion.

FourteenFCaliOct 1, 20149 votes

Talon E: Cutthroat could silence the target so it was like cutting a throat

OdixEoOct 2, 20141 votes

The feels T.T

FIówOct 2, 20143 votes

E: Cutthroat could silence the target so it was like cutting a throat

Pretty sure it will instakill human champions

Thunder DreamssOct 1, 20145 votes

Nami Tidal Wave - would summon a massive wave of water... I think I'm doing this wrong?

MajiqManOct 1, 20143 votes

Kassadin Force Pulse - hovers over any target dead ally and forces their pulse, instantly bringing them back to life.

RevolutionOneOct 4, 20145 votes

Swain Nevermove. Nobody moves. Ever.

ChaoscontrolOct 1, 20144 votes

Zilean Chrono Shift:

Returns the whole map to 7 seconds before the cast (returns original positions, xp, gold, hp, kills, cooldowns etc..) Only Zilean, his cooldowns and his bombs don't get affected.

Ironclad DragonOct 1, 20144 votes

Chogath Feast: Cho'Gath calls for a ceasefire, and throws a party for both teams to celebrate how far they've taken League.

Ghost The ShadowOct 2, 20144 votes

Diana Moonfall - Makes the moon fall

lightnig789Oct 25, 20141 votes

majoras mask

Solaris HanOct 2, 20144 votes

Nunu Absolute Zero: Everyone dies.

A Seductive DodoOct 2, 20144 votes

Jax Counter Strike: League of Legends turns into CS:GO

JunkοOct 3, 20142 votes

Counter Strike: League of Legends turns into CS:GO

And we have our winner

dialMARK4acti0nOct 3, 20144 votes

Garen Demacian Justice (R): Garen would succesfully file a lawsuit against a Noxian acting as prosecutor.

Cu SidheOct 1, 20143 votes

Lulu Glitterlance: Creates a Lance made of all the colors that grants lance proficiency to the caster. Enemies struck are afflicted with Glitterdust, blinding them and preventing stealth for a brief period.

DreamspitterOct 2, 20142 votes

Glitterlance: Creates a Lance made of all the colors that grants lance proficiency to the caster. Enemies struck are afflicted with Glitterdust, blinding them and preventing stealth for a brief period.

D&D

utDOOMOct 1, 20143 votes

MonkeyKing

Crushing Blow: Flattens an enemy's actual game model and supresses them until they die or they spam the move command enough times (thier game model will return to normal size).

LittleBlastOct 1, 20143 votes

Ahri Charm - Ahri... well... "Charms" you... If you know what I mean.

The Supreme KingOct 1, 20143 votes

Assult and Battery: Nuff said actually...

EpicShoeOct 1, 20143 votes

Thresh The box :^)

2000boxesOct 2, 20143 votes

taste their fear kha zix scares the enemy to the point where they soil their pants and licks it

7ha7guy777Oct 2, 20143 votes

silver bolts Vayne 's basic attacks instantly kill Warwick

let's bounce Zac and any champion he hits proceed to bounce around the map

EdasichOct 3, 20143 votes

Darius Noxian Guillotine: If Darius kills an enemy champion with it, that champion visibly loses his/her head.

CrysomereOct 3, 20143 votes

TwistedFate Wild cards: does whatever you need it to do. Instakill enemy carry, make you 18 and full build, full health/mana, etc.

TravistyseOct 1, 20142 votes

**Death Lotus: **Katarina turns into a flower which one hit KO's all who touch her.

No?

Edit: What does "jungle waters" refer to in the OP?

2000boxesOct 2, 20142 votes

fizz's ult is called jungle waters oh wait i misheard the way my friend pronounced it on the skype call ya it says chum the waters

gladreunOct 1, 20142 votes

Buckshoot shoots male deer. Dark Matter eats the map slowly.

MajiqManOct 1, 20142 votes

Gragas Happy Hour - Gragas immediately stops enemy attacks from happening and invites them all to a bar which they can not declineand every champion gets very drunk and is therefore unable to fight and upon waking up they have a massive hangover, during which they can not land any skillshots or abilities in general.

Tony MarxOct 2, 20142 votes

Braum unbreakable: gets hit by a car. Survives.

FIówOct 2, 20142 votes

Vayne Tumble: nuff said

LovelySkylarkOct 2, 20142 votes

Anivia Crystallize turns everyone into ice.

weihe123Oct 3, 20142 votes

Sona Song of Celerity She just plays a song really quickly that's meant to be played fast

naitohikariOct 3, 20142 votes

Caitlyn Piltover Peacemaker: Caitlyn and the enemy champion have diplomatic peace talks over tea and cupcakes.

BencorgiOct 3, 20142 votes

Sejuani Glacial Prison: Sejuani puts everyone in cooler (jail).

JunkοOct 3, 20142 votes

Veigar Pretty sure at least 2/5 of his abilities mean the destruction of the planet.

Draven League of Draven, makes every champion gain Dravens mustache, even Draven himself

LevyathynOct 3, 20142 votes

Teemo Blinding Dart: Teemo fires a poison dart that turns an enemy champion blind. Forever.

NyCritOct 6, 20141 votes

Blinding Dart: Teemo fires a poison dart that turns an enemy champion blind. Forever. Doesn't effect

WullfOct 1, 20141 votes

Equalizer: makes every champion equal to each other.

Smol PotatoX3Oct 4, 20141 votes

Darkwind - Fiddlesticks farts

SilverclawOct 4, 20141 votes

MonkeyKing Cyclone: Spawns a small tornado on the map.

Jinx Super Mega Death Rocket: Instant kills every enemy champion hit by the ult or the explosion.

Galio Idol of Durand: Spawns a small golden colour idol of someone named Durand. Has no other effects.

Wildfire GoGOct 4, 20141 votes

Rewind: Zilean sits down in a reclining chair and watches teen mom backwards.

XenohazOct 4, 20141 votes

Velkoz Life Form Disintegration Ray: Disintegrates and instantly kills any organic champion it hits. Does nothing to Blitzcrank , Orianna , etc.

NyCritOct 6, 20141 votes

Nasus Wither: Nasus decays an enemy champion Vladimir Tides of blood: Turns all water red. Nocturne Duskbringer: Turns the time of day on any map to dusk.