Mom I want to be a league pro player.

a w1ld bulbasaur·Jun 10, 2016·31 votes·1,968 views

Mom- No

Kid- Why not?

Mom- What is your league in ranked?

Kid- Bronze 3...

Mom- Exactly

12 Comments

GibberwattJun 10, 201637 votes

Your mom knows what ranked is? And that Bronze is the lowest? Lucky guy. My mom keeps telling me to pause the game.

a w1ld bulbasaurJun 10, 20161 votes

this isn't legit but, sometimes she does tell me to pause it. But i do tell her this to get a reaction though.

xWatersJun 11, 20161 votes

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Your mom knows what ranked is? And that Bronze is the lowest? Lucky guy. My mom keeps telling me to pause the game.

I tried to explain you can't pause it and got my laptop taken away in the middle of a game for disrespect ;-;.

GibberwattJun 14, 20161 votes

I think you explained it wrong.

I like using the metaphor of tv - Cable tv is tv watched by a lot of people. One person can't dictate when it has to be paused for everyone, so nobody gets to pause it. Netflix is tv watched by one person, and can thus be paused by that person whenever he/she wants.

billxxJun 10, 20165 votes

Mom knows what's up

CastmanJun 10, 20165 votes

Damn your mom knows league!? That's extremely rare! If she's hot then she's a perfect. I might end up being your dad uh...son

The Ender CobraJun 10, 20162 votes

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Mig89Jun 10, 20164 votes

But moooooooooooooooom.........

ZacsterJun 10, 20161 votes

If this is legit I would be amazed.

Lydia in DoorwayJun 10, 20161 votes

I've told my son to stop fucking turret diving or I'll go support mid. I'm that mom, and I doubt my son feels "lucky". ;)

(Disclaimer:I'm not actually good, I just play and understand the game. )

dunkeroniJun 11, 20161 votes

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Mom- What is your league in ranked?

Clearly this mother has no concept of league since this question makes no sense. It should be "what is your rank in league" or "what is your division in ranked" if you really want to keep the same format as you have there.