You/your main just caught Garen and Katarina like this
http://data.whicdn.com/images/115148298/large.jpg Artist What happens next Rated PG-13
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Sees a Demacian. Proceeds to smash.
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I ship it
I heard you're coming after me owo
ults them both
Now kiss!
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ults them both
Now kiss!
WED IN METAL!!!
Lookin good you two! 
: We are gathered here today...
With Pentakill's new single; For whom the wedding bell tolls
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With Pentakill's new single; For whom the wedding bell tolls
Too much yes...
Mmm.... Metallica Reference
[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]
But they aren't dead owo
: "Why am I on this party?"
"Vel'Koz has been engrossed with anal..."
"...yzing the mating behaviour of humanoid life forms." We gotta keep it PG-13 man
Just look at his face
"Don't mind me... Go on"
Why did I read this in George Takei's voice?
OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
GAREN! You have betrayed Damacia!
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Calm down Shyv!
(Tries to hold Shyvana back but fails.)
ARRAGH!
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Welp there goes the party. . . .
: proceeds to upload recordings of the incident to every stream service on the internet
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http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : sooooo, that whole story about you guys is-
: HEY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, IT'S SPIN TO WIN TIME EVERYONE! :O
: OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT! :O
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all start spinning *
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Well I just had the awkwardest moment of my life Naut.
Oh yes?...
Garen and Kat are in fact quite the couple.
Caught them kissing?...
How'd you know?
I saw them at the restaurant the other night...
Why were you at the restaurant?
Uh....
Flashback
So how's everything?...
Fine, how are you :3
Doing fine as well...Have you thought about what I said?...
Yeah...maybe its time I move on...
Oh?...I thought you had an attachment...
Well it's much more difficult than that, but blacksmithing is harder than it looks, let alone arcane enchantments.
But you lift that sword around all the time...
taps Nautilus's shoulder playfully.
Oh you big doofus, that was a different muscle mechanic, smithing requires a steady mind and hand, and I'm still working on it.
Well when you get good enough, you owe me some repairs on my anchor, it's not smashing people in the right way I want them to...
...
Flashback ends
Riven of all people?
The sign on the door says "Please no sex in the bathroom"
I cracked up xD

"......"
: Any lasts words? No, I didn't hear that. What did you say? "Draven" you say... I'll let this pass..
Proceeds to take them on a magical pony ride.
Ahem.
Do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour c'th... i mean nagakeburos?
Oooor test theirs souls i gues.
: Huh, Who's next to get together. Aurelion Sol and Annie?
Me: I think that would be illegal
: Who cares, I got my camera and I am ready to hit record.
Me: I think you have had too much to drink, Jax.
: I've never had enough
Proceeds to beat me over the head with a lamp post
: Who's next?
He's GRAGAS' drinking buddy, he can't get drunk
WTF TWO GARENS?
my main is annie. she is is around 7 she is gonna ask the most awkward questions........ most of them rated not pg 13............ and yes she prolly knows the answers by now
Both of us are too busy drinking strange-ass potions and chemicals. We don't give a shit. What other people are seeing, is completely different from the wacky shit we're seeing.
:"About damn time... Where's my 50 bucks?"
Me:"Ugh, I didn't think they'd actually like each other... How'd you know?"
:"They call me the Enlightened One for a reason."
DEMACIA!!!!!
Garen leaves no witnesses or dies trying...
jinx's face though
really doesn't fit into most of these threads of yours which makes me sad.
He'd... Probably ignore it because who gives a fuck.
nuhnuhnuh, there's how it goes.
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Howabout a th...
NOH
...a drink? MUAHAHAHA
Singed then proceeds to run around farting.
Sighs and goes back to doing homework
"He's soooooooooooo dreamy!~"
Raise your what?
Stand back! I'm about to do science!
They'll have a few screws loose by the end of this!
I could do that better!
Hmm.. Let me fix that.
Does Heimerdinger have any PG-13 quotes? ._.
3...3 way duel?
Nothing to do here
well seeing how everyone dropped their drinks there can only be one thing to do........get some more
How About A Drink?
"You traitor! You've been with a Demacian this whole ti- Ah, screw it. This was gonna happen anyway"
: "Do you mind if I ask you to sign my shield?"
: "hey poppy, what are you looking.... oh" Smirks "Garen, I didn't know you were into redheads"
hey! it's not like it seems haah :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))