Take me back to the good old days when i was the best player in the world

Literally pick any champion (back when they were good and badass like udyr and old sion), pentakill. 100% winrate, never lose lane.

Gank me? heh okay, double kill it is because i could actually OUTPLAY a fight (10 minutes)

Back when a gamer like me could use their cerebral (head) to win instead of their primitive hands. Sucks that i want to play chess instead of COD. How exactly am i supposed to know that an ignite talon is going to all in at level 2, use a crystal ball? It just comes out of nowhere!

Now i have to play against Faker's smurf every game because of the rigged matchmaking >:( i should be at least silver 4

Dont even get me started on champion diversity. On the very first day of beta i could pick whatever i wanted, now i cant even play a single game without hearing "dont pick river sona" or "leave the fountain".

UGHhhh league is dead END RANT

So anyway fellas what brand of glue is your favorite to eat?