The "....But Graves can't have a cigar." thread
I wanna hear the best arguments/funny comparisons you guys can think of, GO!
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can exist but 
cant have a cigar
Graves doesn't feel like smoking. Graves is trying to quit smoking. Graves doesn't want you shoving a cigar in his mouth. Graves gets all the smoking he wants out of the crater where you just stood. Graves is already smokin', he doesn't need help.
Or were you only accepting arguments for the one side?
can be responsible for chemical genocide but cant have a cigar
can flay a persona alive and carve art into their leg bone but cant have a cigar
can have free true damage every three auto attacks and be toxic for the game but cant have a cigar
can be emperor of shurima but cant have a cigar
with max passive stacks can hide in a small bush but cant have a cigar
Gragas Esq has a cigarette, but Graves can't have a cigar.
can be smokin'... yet can't.
Dominion can be infested with IP Farming bots... Yet Graves can't have his cigar.
Graves cussed like, 30 times in the Bilgewater story, but he can't have his cigar.
Without a Fag, Graves is no more than a pussy. With a Fag, Graves is taking on Katarina
and Nautilus
at the same time.
gragas can drink responsibly, but graves can't have a cigar
Mundo's has 2 abilities named Sadism and Masochism, and in his backstory it says he tortures and kills people, but Graves can't have a cigar.
Draven get cheered on for killing people, but graves cant have a friggin Cigar?
can absorb the life force of men but cant have a friggin cugar
This is disappointingly small...yet can't have a cigar!
is naked... Muh remove cigar