The "....But Graves can't have a cigar." thread
I wanna hear the best arguments/funny comparisons you guys can think of, GO!
I wanna hear the best arguments/funny comparisons you guys can think of, GO!
can exist but
cant have a cigar
This, my friend, deserves an upvote.
you racist bastard.
Graves doesn't feel like smoking. Graves is trying to quit smoking. Graves doesn't want you shoving a cigar in his mouth. Graves gets all the smoking he wants out of the crater where you just stood. Graves is already smokin', he doesn't need help.
Or were you only accepting arguments for the one side?
I'll upvote you cause your name is hilarious.
:D
A good enough reason for me!
can be responsible for chemical genocide but
cant have a cigar
can flay a persona alive and carve art into their leg bone but
cant have a cigar
can have free true damage every three auto attacks and be toxic for the game but
cant have a cigar
can be emperor of shurima but
cant have a cigar
with max passive stacks can hide in a small bush but
cant have a cigar
can be alone for eternity but
cant have a cugar
Gragas Esq has a cigarette, but Graves can't have a cigar.
Hey, did you see my post?
Gragas Esq can have a Cigarette, but Graves can have a Cigar http://www.leagueoflegendsskins.com/images/champions/splash/Gragas_4.jpg and yes his in game model has it too
Yes, I did. This is absolutely the best argument for this case.
can be smokin'... yet
can't.
Graves cussed like, 30 times in the Bilgewater story, but he can't have his cigar.
Without a Fag, Graves
is no more than a pussy. With a Fag, Graves is taking on Katarina
and Nautilus
at the same time.
Dominion can be infested with IP Farming bots... Yet Graves can't have his cigar.
gragas can drink responsibly, but
graves can't have a cigar
Draven get cheered on for killing people, but graves cant have a friggin Cigar?
Mundo's has 2 abilities named Sadism and Masochism, and in his backstory it says he tortures and kills people, but Graves can't have a cigar.
is naked... Muh remove
cigar
This is disappointingly small...yet
can't have a cigar!
can absorb the life force of men but
cant have a friggin cugar