"I told Garen that I liked Noxian boys better!"
"...Not even I can protect you now."
"Im reporting you for feeding."
: I just saved 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico O.O
: You have a car?! Why did you have me carry you here then?!
: I like to be carried :3
: ...
: I'm 0/8 and Fizz has been missing for 3 minutes
"I'm dating Urgot."
(vomits on the spot)
"I still don't know how you just blocked Darius' ult from me."
"....why the hell are you still here? Run!"
"But I just remembered a funny story-"
"YOU IDIOT I JUST SACRIFICED MYSELF NOW RUN!"
: I'm afking until 20. If we don't surrender I'm gone.
They saw my nudes
"I may have had some of your Sunny D earlier. I'll make sure to pick up more later fo you."
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS??"
can i get a tan ?
"I praise the moon."
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Hexakill 
Meanwhile
"Wait. . . aren't there only five of them?"
"[shrugs] Beats me."
"At least the Nexus is open. Great job, Leona."