Stop pissing in my cornflakes

AlistarMilking·11/10/2016, 2:19:58 PM·106 votes·4,080 views

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I like cornflakes (Summoner's Rift)

I like eating my cornflakes with milk (normals draft). Delicious and nutritious!

But my roommate Riot just read about a new fad that says that piss (flex queue) needs to be part of a healthy breakfast. So Riot just threw away all the milk cartons I had in the fridge and replaced them with jars of piss.

He insisted I tried out some pissed cornflakes (blind pick), that they would be good for me. But frankly, I find them disgusting and I'd rather skip breakfast than eat them.

In the meantime, I've switched to having toasts (ARAM) for breakfast, but it's just not the same. I miss my cornflakes :'(

TL;DR: Stop pissing on my cornflakes.

30 Comments

Sup im Carrier11/10/2016, 4:50:41 PM32 votes

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Darth StepVader11/10/2016, 4:47:20 PM13 votes

Best post of the past two days:D

Ireliavence11/10/2016, 2:35:47 PM6 votes

lol, i dont care about any of this cuz i play ranked, and twisted treeline almost exclusively. but it did give me a laugh.

LEEROY KLEDKINS11/10/2016, 5:09:45 PM5 votes

With draft pick ranked only play it for support and jungle.

Normal draft pick is if i really wanna try a champion in a role or alternate build and not get some salty pleb on my team fighting over roles. (my training mode)

Normal blind, if im a sadist for my own punishment and get flamed for calling a role at the same time someone called the same role i wanted. Heck i even got flamed for calling support with another support main.

(And yes I'm not BSing you that actually happened as a support main i got flamed by another support main who wanted to fight me over support role. Obviously i gave him that role because who cares? and no he wasn't joking he was really angry at me about it.)

SlntReaper11/10/2016, 7:12:15 PM4 votes

Everyone is flipping out on how they are taking out draft pick, yet they call for blind pick to be removed. Who is to say that people don't like blind? I certainly do. TL;DR, don't be a hypocrite.

Dicerson11/10/2016, 8:27:48 PM4 votes

The only 2 reasons people who like blind pick like it is that the queue times are much faster (Because matchmaking doesn't give a fuck in blind pick, it just plops people with whoever) and because they are probably that guy who is capable of easily abusing the blindpick system to always guarantee the role they want.

I am Spongeboob11/11/2016, 12:46:45 AM2 votes

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KnivingDude11/10/2016, 6:03:19 PM2 votes

This should be upvoted more. And represent the Draft problem as the poster boy of sorts.

Solari Fortune11/11/2016, 1:03:38 AM1 votes

Bad Star Dragon BAD No Boops for a week!

Bladerunner777711/11/2016, 12:24:52 AM1 votes

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/5c5och/stop_pissing_on_my_cornflakes_riot/

Very original

SlntReaper11/10/2016, 7:10:59 PM1 votes

So. Blind pick is cancer now? Love how people are mad at someone taking away one form, only to call for someone to take away another form of playing the game. Yes, I know. People will be pissed and downvote because i like blind pick. But who gives a fuck?

TheGoomyGamer11/10/2016, 9:27:49 PM1 votes

No.

UnderscorBunnies11/10/2016, 7:12:56 PM1 votes

But normals aren't going away for NA...