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This is what it feels like when I play Top Lane nowadays... https://media.giphy.com/media/LkziC7bd1yLUk/giphy.gif
really? this is all i see http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z65gDnmGRRM/maxresdefault.jpg
Many toplaners have a reputation for long, boring, drawn-out slapfights, most tanks in fact go well with this idea, you know who doesn't?.
21/9/0 full AP runes, AP 
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That guy hits like a truck, which is compound by the fact no one respects the anchor, go ahead, try it, look at the Dariuses go "WTF, I don't have ENOUGH LIFESTEAL?", look at the Rivens go "Just how BIG IS THAT SHIELD?, WHY ARE ALL MY ABILITIES DISPLACEMENTS I CAN'T CAST WHILE ROOTED?" look at the Garens go "WTF you mean he can root me while SILENCED?". Laugh in maniacal glee as GP tries in vain to cleanse ONE of your MANY sources of CC. Watch as Trynds ult, only to remain CCed for the duration of their ult and die anyways. Giggle like a little girl as Gnar tries to kite the anchorman.
This, THIS is the guy that wins you toplane. What do you bring to a slapfight?, a goddamn anchor.