What if League was an internet ad?

Just think about it. Here are is an idea i thought of. "FInd out how 5 local guys found out how to avoid death!" : I just ate oranges and it was K. : I just used collected blood of my enemies to resurrect myself. : I refused to let death stop me, and just kept fighting. : I just got a time wizard friend to help me out. : I decided Draven things needed to be done, so I just got my penta-kill.

Feels free to comment any other ideas on how league can have some funny reference to real things we see oftenly.