What if League was an internet ad?
Just think about it. Here are is an idea i thought of.
"FInd out how 5 local guys found out how to avoid death!"
: I just ate oranges and it was K.
: I just used collected blood of my enemies to resurrect myself.
: I refused to let death stop me, and just kept fighting.
: I just got a time wizard friend to help me out. 
: I decided Draven things needed to be done, so I just got my penta-kill.
Feels free to comment any other ideas on how league can have some funny reference to real things we see oftenly.
