A Sense of Deja Vu

: "Hello, my happy tree friends! I am your new Champion, Ivern-"

: "BURNING BRIGHT!"

Fans freak out :"OHMYGOD NEW STAR GUARDIANS!"

• 10 Months Later -

A great ram-horned demigod emerges from the Freljord, hammer in one hand, unfinished work of art in the other, forge stored in fireproof backpack, forge apron draped across chest with "Kiss the Smithy," sewn onto the front

"Greetings, my fine weapon aficionados! I am Ornn, your new Champion, a blacksmithing demigod! It's dangerous to lane alone, so take this - what is that infernal racket?"

: "IN THE NAME OF VALORAN WE WILL PUNISH YOU, VOIDLINGS!"

Fans freak out once more: "OHMYGOD NEW STAR GUARDIANS!"

: Launches an Arcane Barrage at no one in particular, misses "Well, my job here is done."

: "But you didn't do anything."

Overly ecstatic fans: "OH MY GOD STAR GUARDIAN EZREAL IS REAL" insert fans' keyboard spasms here

: "Gee, what a curious tingling of deja vu. Like the branches of a willow by the salted sea."