Hey Guys,
Let's make get a new hashtag trending for things League players never say. For example, "That death was my fault" or "The ping on EUW is really low tonight." It doesn't have to be something you've actually heard or seen someone say. #thingslolplayersdontsay. Let's get this trending :D
Thank you for picking Teemo. Its just what our team comp needed.
"I had a great team who carried me"
# thingslolplayersdontsay
"I'm sorry"
#thingslolplayersdontsay
"why won't you feed?" "cait,why aren't you trolling?" "12/3/7? nooooooob,uninstall" "this is NOT my 1st time with this champ" "did you know while having 123 champs and having 5 available options on each team (repeat not-available in the same team) there are 51857134560 different matches-ups? now how many of them you think you have experienced?:3"
"It's ok Sona, I'm all right sharing kills. We're sharing a lane after all and you set most of them up for me!"
"Take some CS Nami, you need items too."
"You deserve most of the credit for this win Janna. You're the one who let me get fed."
"Me getting a kill is nice, but not if it gets you killed Lulu!"
#Thingsadcsneversay
"We have a great jungler, what a helpful guy."
"Make sure to ban Miss Fortune."
"Thx for the 
Janna now we can both do more damage"
(an adc who knows what Janna's kit actually does)
'That fizz play was all skill.'
"sorry guys, got to go. My pet brick just took a leek on the sofa and now I need to chase it around the room with a sock while doing an impression of Mr. T" ... #thingslolplayersdontsay
"Lee Sin needs buffs"
"Sorry about that death, guys. I shouldn't have been extended that far without vision."
"Don't worry about checking baron, (insert name of support here). I bought a ward."
"Oh man. The enemy laner totally just outplayed me to get that kill."
"Oh look! 
isn't waiting to kill me at my red!"
"Good job pulling that minion, 
! I really needed that cs!"
"It's okay, 
. You need that blue buff more than I do anyway."
"Man, three people on the enemy team are afk. Let's keep three people in base to make it fair."
"Have no fear everyone! I started this game knowing that I'll definitely have enough time to finish it, no matter how long it takes."
"My ISP had absolutely nothing to do with that death!"
"It's really nice seeing you gank me all the time, 
! You should come more often!"
"I know we aced them, but let's not end. That would just be cruel."
"my support makes all the plays and helps me out so much"
When you CC 3/5 or more of the other team with Thresh ult, Leona ult, Veigar's stun, and ect, "Good Job," or "Thanks for CC'ing most of their team."
"Don't worry, Sona, With my cs, I can do the warding. Go buy yourself something nice."
"Hey guys, I bought boots early to get back in lane fast. Throw down a ward so I can teleport and lead the next teamfight."
"We're behind, so let's push a different lane to get the enemy to split up and we can catch them out. Good job warding, Sona."
"Don't worry about overextending, bot. I warded jungle and the jungler is STILL afk farming."
"I'm a support."
"Don't worry! We will try to ward a bit for you our dear support! We must help you out!"
"Let us all buy 1 pink ward and have them scattered in our jungle! This will help us a lot!"
"Please take ALL my jungle creeps and buffs while I lower their health!" - Said no jungler ever @ a lower level
"You don't need flash. Get a different summoner spell to replace it!"
"I love being a bronzie!"
I've seen them say ALL of that.
"thank you support and/or jungle." might not be truly never but so rare it might as well be.
This thread is reminding me of all the things i could say but don't
No one ever thanks a jungler for ganking a lane if it's the jungler who lands the last hit on an enemy.
Go ahead and try it out.
You'll get showered with praise if your ganks net your teammates kills even if you did 90% of the damage and your 10% or less health team mate would have died had you not shown up, but they rush in after spending 5 seconds running and take the kill.
Here's something else a jungler will never hear.
"Sorry I took your kill."
Because the jungler is never entitled to a kill!
It was partly my fault that we lost
#thingslolplayersdontsay
wow u really earned that kill
#thingslolplayersdontsay
"Don't worry 
I'll make sure to gank your lane often"
"
do you want my blue? I know you need to rotate spells often"
"Oh no! Please don't play 
play 
top lane instead"
"Instead of buying 
, get first, I'll take care of the warding"
Jungle 
Mid lane 
go ahead Yasuo, I don't need blue.
Things LoL Players Don't Say... Too long for a hashtag if you ask me, but...
"You guys deserved that win." "My bad, sorry." "Do you need a gank, top?" "Thanks for securing that kill!" "You can have mid." "We don't need to pick meta, let's just have fun."
Thanks for carrying Urgot
I hope I go from bronze 4 to bronze 5 this year
