Riven is giving you/your main this look in a coffee shop
https://66.media.tumblr.com/0c019a339b8f944bbfb14a86a5d6455e/tumblr_nluhx8BErU1rs0zxko1_500.gif What happens next?
and keep it PG-13 you filthy fking animals :/
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Hey...
Giggles
Do you have a moment to talk about Demacia?
...
http://i.imgur.com/W7ZY7rJ.jpg "It's impolite to stare."
"I wasn-"
"You are."
"Staring."
"At me."
"Do you have a problem?!"
"With whoever told you it was a good idea to wear that hand-wrap with that sweater."
"I'm about to shove my Runeblade so far up your evil butt . . ."
"My dear, you couldn't afford it anymore than you could afford to fix that blade."
"Fixing a magic sword isn't cheap!"
"And I am certain aimless wandering will provide the necessary funds, hm?"
"GO TO HELL!"
"Management kicked me out."
"And you're never getting back in you Final Fantasy reject!"
I would walk over and say hi. After all
They met at a Dunkin Donuts
'EY!
?
DON' GIT PUSHY
I'm just here for coffee....
Me: backs away slowly
I'LL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE, SCRUB
this is a coffee chop...
You wanna see my rocks?
blushes and nods
scatters a few lumps of rock on the table
...
Me 
Mordekaiser 
(sees Riven looking over at us)
I think she's looking at you bub.
(raises an eyebrow, although it's rather hard to tell) And why do you assume such?
...well, what would she even see in someone like me? I mean you're Morde: numero uno, band leader of Pentakill, former god-king of Runeterra, and I know that you and Sona are more than just friends.
(pats me on the shoulder) When I take over Runeterra, I'll make sure you get a few bitches sent your way.
Thanks man... wait, will I be living or undead when that happens?
I'm split down the middle, I'll likely decide on a coin toss.
As long as I get to command spooky ghosts if undead, I'm fine... and as long as I get to keep my functioning equipment.
looks back
I'll just go with the person I have the highest mastery on.
- Don't stare directly at me for too long.
At last.... A friend!
after buying her a few drinks she leaves in 's arms
Ladadi, ladido, ladidum~
You're in a good mood, Nautilus.
Why thanks. By the way...why are you blushing?...
I am?
Do you ever feel lost?...I know I used to be lost...
Huh? I mean I've wandered a bit...
Sometimes you have to really settle down and really have some time for yourself to think.
I've always been on the run though. Searching for what I call redemption.
I've lost not just pride for myself but for my nation, my home...
So I've heard... Tell me... do you ever ask yourself who you are?...
No?
Well maybe perhaps you should. I found myself here...maybe its a sign of things to come...
Do you know who you were before you...err...
Died...? Well I ask myself on occasion...It's not a troublesome thought if you're so worried...
swallows a breakfast bagel whole
But if you have trouble...maybe it is time to ask yourself who you want to become...
I can't just let that pain go...
Sometimes its best....after all...against all odds...there is nothing left but forward...
I'm not paying for your drink, Riven! Stop asking!
http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/459b0d94206f8812336b907c037be638.gif
"Uh, no honey. I'm strong, independent and I don't need no woman."
Let me finish my drink first then we'll fight.
She got charmed by 
. She will go back to normals after 2 seconds.
I'm bored...
How about a magic trick?
?
For my next trick, I'll make the bartender disappear!
[stabbing sounds]
Why so serious?
It probably doesn't end well.
: What is it Riven
: (Pouting) You know what it is...
: Oh you mean yesterday
: (popping out of no where with a devilish grin) So what happened yesterday?
: (Blushing) Don't say a word!
: (Grinning) I totally wrecked her in lane
: (Yelling) You only had a 
and a 
, where did that damage come from!?, (Pouting again) And yet you where so tanky...
: (Smirking while drinking a cappuccino in victory) You can't tower dive everyone level 6 Riven, now you have to pay for the coffee
: (Sighing) Please tell me that coffee cup isn't embroidered with diamonds
: With a Rubies on the grip
: (Groans in annoyance)
(After a few moments of silence Teemo spoke)
: So you didn't do the 34?
(Both Taric and Riven Glare at him Viciously)
: Hehehehe... got it (Turns slowly then W's away) Later.
"Why am I even here?"
"Why is he even here?"
AYE
Wha... what?
headbutts riven across the fuckin room
"You...inspire me."
Is she looking at me or at you, dear Wolf?
Nothing because he can't see her looking at him
Lady Luck is smiling.
Giggles
Wanna go out? I know a great place
Sure! Where are we heading?
Finest restaurant in Piltover
After hours of fine dining, sight seeing, and theater
I had a wonderful day! Let's do this again sometime!
I'd love to. Hey, looks like someone wants to talk to you.
huh?
FOUND HER!! FREEZE YOU ADORABLE PUNCHING BAG
wha-
We have eye witness reports of you robbing several of the local areas, and refusal to pay for the various places you've been seen.
There must be a mistake, I was with this great guy all day, there's no way I could do that! TF can you expl-
I'm already gone!
Afterwards Riven is charged a large fine, along with over 2,000 gold in expenses, plus 10 years in Piltover prison for robbing a local bank
Tough luck eh Malcom?
Sure is pal, suuuure is.
is my main.
...I am going to assume Riven has just ceased giving a fuck. I mean her face is either "interested" or "boooooooooooored". And I highly doubt she'd be too "interested" in the man who gassed her group.
: Ugh so your swords broken... I guess me and your sword have something in common.
i'd take her home and have vicious sex
Must be all that free gold coming Riven's way between levels 1 and 11.
"They always say chicks dig scars and a strong jawline..."
me and
me:what? and before you ask no it wasn't the boobs it was the 10 game win streak on chrismas and her nice songs
nods* sips*
really I thought it was the lack of skill
me:well someone took 
funny coming from you miss al ad scaling and max cdr in my build
fair enough
sipping intensifies*
me:you know none of your pairings make sense right?
hm?
me: already has 
is an outlaw because you set him up as a murder and 
.......how does that one even make sense
I didn't ask for those pairings you know
now one that I could see is 
but even thats iffy with the whole abandoning Noxus thing
well I guess some of us i can't have nice things
sample text sip flare
will you stop that
me:I like to think shes trying to speak when she sips sometimes it makes it feel less annoying but don't worry I can put up with a little annoying for all that lovely
smlies
Ask her politely to turn around and stop looking at me. the passive wont work if shes looking right at me
http://pre10.deviantart.net/91ba/th/pre/f/2015/085/b/b/riven_sketch__gif__by_sonellion-d8n8x3g.jpg
What happens next?
and keep it PG-13 you filthy fking animals :/
Riven goes on an emo-rant and Sona just stares at her, confused because she just wanted to ask how the pastries were.
... "I lost my coffee again..."