Riven is giving you/your main this look in a coffee shop

RaptorKarr·Mar 29, 2016·58 votes·13,138 views

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0c019a339b8f944bbfb14a86a5d6455e/tumblr_nluhx8BErU1rs0zxko1_500.gif What happens next?

and keep it PG-13 you filthy fking animals :/

287 Comments

HayRossMar 29, 2016104 votes

Garen Hey... Riven Giggles Garen Do you have a moment to talk about Demacia? Riven ...

A Superb VillainMar 29, 201682 votes

http://i.imgur.com/W7ZY7rJ.jpg "It's impolite to stare."

Riven "I wasn-"

Veigar "You are."

Riven "Staring."

Veigar "At me."

Riven "Do you have a problem?!"

Veigar "With whoever told you it was a good idea to wear that hand-wrap with that sweater."

Riven "I'm about to shove my Runeblade so far up your evil butt . . ."

Veigar "My dear, you couldn't afford it anymore than you could afford to fix that blade."

Riven "Fixing a magic sword isn't cheap!"

Veigar "And I am certain aimless wandering will provide the necessary funds, hm?"

Riven "GO TO HELL!"

Veigar "Management kicked me out."

Teemo "And you're never getting back in you Final Fantasy reject!"

Excitidly InsaneMar 29, 201640 votes

That last line holy crap.

AMYS GRAVEMar 29, 201674 votes

I would walk over and say hi. After all

http://pre10.deviantart.net/abdc/th/pre/i/2013/252/6/5/iroh_quote_iii___tea_with_a_stranger_by_faithless12-d6lovbv.png

NazZomLordMar 29, 201658 votes

Darius They met at a Dunkin Donuts

Spaceman5pffMar 29, 201655 votes

Gragas 'EY! Riven ? Gragas DON' GIT PUSHY Riven I'm just here for coffee.... Me: backs away slowly Gragas I'LL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE, SCRUB Riven this is a coffee chop...

Mecha MaIphiteMar 29, 201641 votes

Malphite You wanna see my rocks? Riven blushes and nods scatters a few lumps of rock on the table Riven ...

Lord BoltrixMar 29, 201636 votes

Me summoner 31 Mordekaiser

(sees Riven looking over at us) summoner 31 I think she's looking at you bub. Mordekaiser (raises an eyebrow, although it's rather hard to tell) And why do you assume such? ...well, what would she even see in someone like me? I mean you're Morde: numero uno, band leader of Pentakill, former god-king of Runeterra, and I know that you and Sona are more than just friends. (pats me on the shoulder) When I take over Runeterra, I'll make sure you get a few bitches sent your way. summoner 31 Thanks man... wait, will I be living or undead when that happens? Mordekaiser I'm split down the middle, I'll likely decide on a coin toss. As long as I get to command spooky ghosts if undead, I'm fine... and as long as I get to keep my functioning equipment.

Malicious MetalMar 29, 201620 votes

Someone has to draw this scene.

ChoaruMar 29, 201610 votes

When I get home _ this shall happen Not well...but it shall happen!

ltmetalMar 30, 20167 votes

When I take over Runeterra, I'll make sure you get a few bitches sent your way.

Is it weird that I can hear this entire conversation in Morde's voice?

SkelenthMar 29, 201635 votes

Velkoz looks back

https://49.media.tumblr.com/a112b0c925d12ac95ff2b7a9f13e1b8c/tumblr_n0eu2aQO5m1qf9oc8o1_400.gif

Confused

RottedApplesMar 30, 201613 votes

this gif makes me think of a windshield wiper.

RavenhaleMar 29, 201630 votes

I'll just go with the person I have the highest mastery on.

Leona - Don't stare directly at me for too long.

allthemuslimsMar 29, 201628 votes

Amumu At last.... A friend! after buying her a few drinks she leaves in 's arms Amumu item 3070

Ghostvoider RickMar 29, 201627 votes

Ladadi, ladido, ladidum~ Riven You're in a good mood, Nautilus. Why thanks. By the way...why are you blushing?... Riven I am? Do you ever feel lost?...I know I used to be lost... Riven Huh? I mean I've wandered a bit... Sometimes you have to really settle down and really have some time for yourself to think. Riven I've always been on the run though. Searching for what I call redemption. Riven I've lost not just pride for myself but for my nation, my home... Nautilus So I've heard... Tell me... do you ever ask yourself who you are?... Riven No? Well maybe perhaps you should. I found myself here...maybe its a sign of things to come... Riven Do you know who you were before you...err... Died...? Well I ask myself on occasion...It's not a troublesome thought if you're so worried... Nautilus swallows a breakfast bagel whole But if you have trouble...maybe it is time to ask yourself who you want to become... Riven I can't just let that pain go... Sometimes its best....after all...against all odds...there is nothing left but forward...

KING OF MASKSMar 29, 201610 votes

10/10

RalanrMar 29, 201610 votes

20/10 for those last few lines.

Kitty DarkstarMar 29, 201626 votes

I'm not paying for your drink, Riven! Stop asking!

RaptorKarrMar 29, 201617 votes

Fine, no cat nip for you then >:c

ZedexMar 29, 201625 votes

Yasuo Let me finish my drink first then we'll fight.

WacingTheFindMar 29, 201613 votes

Yasuo The blade above all things... Except a good drink.

OverpoweredSoapMar 29, 201625 votes

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/459b0d94206f8812336b907c037be638.gif

"Uh, no honey. I'm strong, independent and I don't need no woman."

IonianMar 29, 201624 votes

She got charmed by Ahri . She will go back to normals after 2 seconds.

RalanrMar 29, 201622 votes

Sion

It probably doesn't end well.

charcharmunroMar 29, 20168 votes

I mean, non-hazy Sion may well be a great ideal for Riven, because he was an OLD Noxian hero, and she wants old Noxus back, where it was more Chaotic Neutral over Lawful Evil.

RalanrMar 29, 20162 votes

You raise an excellent point. I wonder how Sion would have viewed bombing his own troops when he was alive?

charcharmunroMar 29, 20163 votes

Probably would have seen it as a coward's tactic, that of a leader who didn't believe in the strength of his own men.

RalanrMar 29, 20167 votes

Random stupid headcannon thought: what if Riven is a great descendent of Sion?

Unrelated to the OP's original topic. But what was Riven's ranking in Noxian society before the military? Was she a noble or a commoner?

Then we have to wonder if Sion had family (I believe he did) and how they faired after his death.

Demented GagMar 29, 201622 votes

Riven I'm bored... Shaco How about a magic trick? Riven ? Shaco For my next trick, I'll make the bartender disappear! [stabbing sounds] Shaco Why so serious?

Gentleman GemsMar 29, 201621 votes

Taric : What is it Riven Riven : (Pouting) You know what it is... Taric : Oh you mean yesterday Teemo : (popping out of no where with a devilish grin) So what happened yesterday? Riven : (Blushing) Don't say a word! Taric : (Grinning) I totally wrecked her in lane Riven : (Yelling) You only had a item 3024 and a item 3751 , where did that damage come from!?, (Pouting again) And yet you where so tanky... Taric : (Smirking while drinking a cappuccino in victory) You can't tower dive everyone level 6 Riven, now you have to pay for the coffee Riven : (Sighing) Please tell me that coffee cup isn't embroidered with diamonds Taric : With a Rubies on the grip Riven : (Groans in annoyance) (After a few moments of silence Teemo spoke) Teemo : So you didn't do the 34? (Both Taric and Riven Glare at him Viciously) Teemo : Hehehehe... got it (Turns slowly then W's away) Later.

Stars ShaperMar 29, 201621 votes

AurelionSol "Why am I even here?" Riven "Why is he even here?"

RaptorKarrMar 29, 20162 votes

Cause Kamina glasses?

Stars ShaperMar 29, 201611 votes

http://img15.deviantart.net/05a2/i/2016/070/3/b/deal_with_aurelion_sol_by_renteii-d9uogy9.png You're god damn right

PROJECT ProtoMar 29, 201615 votes

AurelionSol "Because I am a star dragon. That's why."

JomahMar 29, 201620 votes

Alistar AYE Riven Wha... what? Alistar headbutts riven across the fuckin room

ZenithirMar 29, 201619 votes

Jhin

"You...inspire me."

HeartPalpitationMar 29, 201618 votes

LeeSin Nothing because he can't see her looking at him

Diananmen SquareMar 29, 201618 votes

Kindred Is she looking at me or at you, dear Wolf?

Jet SettMar 29, 201616 votes

TwistedFate Lady Luck is smiling.

Riven Giggles

TwistedFate Wanna go out? I know a great place

Riven Sure! Where are we heading?

TwistedFate Finest restaurant in Piltover

After hours of fine dining, sight seeing, and theater

Riven I had a wonderful day! Let's do this again sometime!

TwistedFate I'd love to. Hey, looks like someone wants to talk to you.

Riven huh?

FOUND HER!! FREEZE YOU ADORABLE PUNCHING BAG

Riven wha-

We have eye witness reports of you robbing several of the local areas, and refusal to pay for the various places you've been seen.

Riven There must be a mistake, I was with this great guy all day, there's no way I could do that! TF can you expl-

TwistedFate I'm already gone!

Afterwards Riven is charged a large fine, along with over 2,000 gold in expenses, plus 10 years in Piltover prison for robbing a local bank

TwistedFate Tough luck eh Malcom?

Graves Sure is pal, suuuure is.

Gentleman GemsMar 29, 201610 votes

TF is just the best, trollin everyone in Valoran

charcharmunroMar 29, 201615 votes

Singed is my main. ...I am going to assume Riven has just ceased giving a fuck. I mean her face is either "interested" or "boooooooooooored". And I highly doubt she'd be too "interested" in the man who gassed her group.

Wolfram OxfordMar 29, 201614 votes

KogMaw : Ugh so your swords broken... I guess me and your sword have something in common.

Excitidly InsaneMar 29, 201613 votes

Nasus

Must be all that free gold coming Riven's way between levels 1 and 11.

PunkkeeMar 29, 201613 votes

i'd take her home and have vicious sex

junglerboy16Mar 30, 201612 votes

Sion "They always say chicks dig scars and a strong jawline..."

Archlight SonaMar 29, 201611 votes

me and Sona me:what? and before you ask no it wasn't the boobs it was the 10 game win streak on chrismas and her nice songs Sona nods* sips* Riven really I thought it was the lack of skill me:well someone took summoner 14 funny coming from you miss al ad scaling and max cdr in my build Riven fair enough Sona sipping intensifies* me:you know none of your pairings make sense right? Riven hm? me: Garen already has Katarina Yasuo is an outlaw because you set him up as a murder and Zac .......how does that one even make sense Riven I didn't ask for those pairings you know now one that I could see is Talon but even thats iffy with the whole abandoning Noxus thing Riven well I guess some of us i can't have nice things Sona sample text sip flare Riven will you stop that me:I like to think shes trying to speak when she sips sometimes it makes it feel less annoying but don't worry I can put up with a little annoying for all that lovely Sona smlies

Tribbles FoxfolkMar 29, 201610 votes

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What happens next?

and keep it PG-13 you filthy fking animals :/

Sona Riven goes on an emo-rant and Sona just stares at her, confused because she just wanted to ask how the pastries were.