When someone asks you about your main

"It's very simple - when I shoot, they dance."

And then some level 5 dude with 1 game with your main points out a mistake in your 6 paragraphs essay.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/889/456/3bc.gif

"So how does one play Ganplank?"

"BATHE THEM IN IRON!" -

Let me tell you all about .

He's like an anime hero. You feed and get your ass handed to you royally for the first 25 minutes. Then you have some sort of internal awakening where you use your forbidden move and become the bad ass your team needs. You get a pentakill and end the game.

Roll Credits :D

And then you notice they are on the floor... Twitching from information overload.

Friend: "How do you play Ahri?"

Me: "with a mouse and keyboard"

Friend: ... Could you be more specific?

Me: Oh sure. I play her as a mage.

I tend to go straight into "If you press S, it will look like you used your decoy and will tend to fool people who anticipate you using your decoy". Suddenly they don't ask anymore questions and I feel a bit awkward wondering if that's actually common knowledge .__.

And then you notice the meme uses FUKO-CHANNNNNN!

pouts do you want a starfesh?

Ask me about Top Rek'Sai. Do It.

ask me about Gnar, i dare you