"HAHA! I HAVE NOW SUCCESSFULLY COSPLAYED AS NASUS!"
"Xerath, wtf man... you know that the style is to now try to get noticed by Shenpai."
"...what... who... when...?"
"NOTICED ME SHENP-"
Bitch slap
Xerath came into Demacia and stole Garen so they could elope
He ate all the cheese in the refrigerator.
She played Ascension
He tried and failed to have a laser rave show and never asked Lux how to do one properly.
He obviously broke her wand