What job would your main have if they lived in the real world?
I'll start with mine 
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His occupation: Entertainer (Use your imagination on that one)
Edit: This post has gotten more popular than I ever expected it to. http://gph.is/1syNiuA
Blue Moon Wolf54 votes
: Damn, need a job and no one will hire a monkey :L
: I know the perfect job my pupil :D
: Yi, no.
: But I haven't said anything ye-
: I know what you're going to say, I'm not doing it. It's degrading >_>
: Oh it'll be fun
: There is NO way I'm going to do that job...
20 minutes later
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/Gifs%202/giphy_zpsexc19ph3.gif
: .... I hate you -__-
: hush. they pay you to dance, not talk.
Fine Ionian Silk21 votesWhen someone in the comments outshines the original post. https://media.giphy.com/media/oSWm7BFXMWCZi/giphy.gif
Big Daddy Husk7 votesHe can make the monkey noises in Imaqtpie's videos.
Valeckserai28 votes
I work as a recruiter for murder victims
That's not a job...
You're hired.
Fine Ionian Silk6 votesWhen Soraka sees Karthus on the enemy team: https://media.giphy.com/media/vZRdMe89bFkTm/giphy.gif
Hella Kaiser5 votes
karthus! what are you doing?!?!? we need you as our singer!!!
Nami Want Salami27 votes
Comedian
Fine Ionian Silk18 votesShe only performs once in a full moon.
4 Step Cadence21 votes
- "Art Teacher"
"I make examples of my more annoying students. After all, how am I supposed to work with their constant interruptions? If they gave me more well behaved ones, maybe I'd actually have classes to teach."
Ahristocats19 votes
ahrithmetic teacher
not my main, but couldn't help doing this joke
Not Too Serious19 votes
Therapist
Violet Fields18 votes
: A Bard...
V The Support V11 votesCringe
: A Pillow
Buildermann 1318 votes
DJ. 
Electrical Worker, or perhaps construction work. 
SeaWorld employee. Male Model.
Boy, it's pretty hard to tell what lane I play, isn't it?
Fine Ionian Silk4 votesI'd never considered those jobs for Thresh, but I could see it. At least you didn't put Nami down for Seafood provider...
What are you talking about? You obviously main jungle.
AwesomeGuyDj15 votes[{quoted}](name=Mrs Susanoo,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=G0uMoZEq,comment-id=00090000,timestamp=2017-06-20T00:18:47.534+0000)
I'd never considered those jobs for Thresh, but I could see it. At least you didn't put Nami down for Seafood provider...
What are you talking about? You obviously main jungle.
clearly thresh will follow his true dreams https://media.lolusercontent.com/api/embedly/1/image/resize?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg11.deviantart.net%2F0e17%2Fi%2F2014%2F230%2Fa%2Fc%2Fthe__thresh_cream__man_by_koiyaki-d7vqlk4.png&key=a45e967db0914c7fb472fd4381e6c85b&width=425
When i tried to search for the picture of nami seeing sushi all i got was porn or other nami fanart
EDIT: forgot about this
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IObhhG1gsjA/maxresdefault.jpg
Fine Ionian Silk6 votesThat Thresh picture is the most majestic thing I've ever seen.
EbonyBladeJ8811 votes : No one escapes... a brain-freeze, that is.
FatedSaviour17 votession
aside from train jokes can someone think of an actual job this guy would do cuz im stumped
Golden Tager X37 votesFatedSaviour9 voteshow did i not see this, good job sir and to you an upvote
PhoenixOfHeaven22 votesHe totally knew that. He said 'stumped'
RainbowIcee15 votes
NSA.
Fine Ionian Silk3 votesDon't let the government see this. https://media.giphy.com/media/yrrEhlrF4Ek2k/giphy.gif
PaladinNO6 votesSee what? She was caught on photo on a beach once.
http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/2204695361683e5eb02449dc6f37f346.png
Handy Sandy 15 votes
: Shurima.
Friendly Ram14 votes
babysitter and goat herder
The Ender Cobra13 votes
By lore, he's a Librarian. By gameplay he would be a farmer.
PaladinNO8 votes
Ain't that the truth.
Melledoneus13 votes
Spirit warrior, delivery boy, and ninja fashion model extraordinare.
Also started his line of exotic flower-scented candles.
Fine Ionian Silk6 votesHe just does it all. http://gph.is/191O1Ju
Melledoneus6 votesGotta find a man who does it all.
Camulos13 votes
: Now Cait, don't be mad, but I've found something that I think could help our police work...
: This had better not be another blasted doughnu- WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!
: Meet our brand new canine unit!
: Who's a good boy? I am!
DJMason8811 votes
Professional Dodgeball Player
Saewin9 votes
: Eating contest champion.
: High school music teacher.
: Underwear model (shhh a guy can dream)
ChaosThief15 votesLux would probably be more of a cheerleader. Considering her personality.
Fondling Gems9 votesCan I put "Husbando" as a profession for Taric?
'Cause either way that is what I am putting down.
HalcyonDweller8 votesVladimir would be a phlebotomist.
Golden Tager X8 votes
lamp repairman.
ÈvilMorty8 votes
Works at DQ and sells her eggs to be raised for KFC on the side
Busty Demoness8 votes
Bounty Pirate Hunter
DVA5458 votes
: Full time wrecker
: Full time smasher
: Full time neck breaker
: Full time breaker
Elezzro6 votes
I have no idea.
Fine Ionian Silk19 votesThe mountain in the background of a broadway play.
HalcyonDweller8 votesI can just imagine the rehearsals...
Director: "Cut!"
random actor: "what's wrong this time?"
Director: "Malphite needs to stop moving. Scenery isn't supposed to move, he's distracting from the lead actors/actresses!"
PROJECT Katarìna4 votes
: Would have a mask and be called PROJECT: DJ
Duchess Katarina7 votesHow about a Ballerina? (I remember someone posted a concept skin idea for Ballerina Katarina. I'm still waiting for it to come true.)
