http://i.imgur.com/bV7u06V.jpg
Quickly think up an excuse that will keep them from removing you and or your mains head from their shoulders.
(I guess if you're a Riven/Shyvana main think up of a way you're going to punish the party crashers.)
j4 would be most upset if they killed Garen. And Garen knows this:
https://68.media.tumblr.com/a5826673699d621d700aa0a98d18b984/tumblr_nz5a9hXWGD1v1ncd6o1_1280.gif
: "ROOM FOR TWO MORE?!"
drags 
in
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : ....
: .... IT WAS HIM! drops decoy and runs
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : DAMN IT WUKONG!
: {in the ruthless skin] Room for one more?
Not my main but...
: As he attach one of his arm to Shyvana's head and the other to Riven's And now, kiss! ^__^
: Because, you dawn bringer riven, bring light and sun. HERESY!.
Where does this ship even come from? Been seeing this around here recently.
EDIT: nvm, they're from the same person, ie the OP.
I can't so no when I'm stunned.
My main is 
: An excuse to keep them from killing me?
http://i.imgur.com/2ZZCecp.jpg
Can't kill me when they're already dead!
Riven & Shyvana hear a gun being cocked. They turn to see a man in a grinning mask and his darkly dressed female companion glaring at them.
"You have exactly 4 seconds to remove yourselves from our presence."
{{summoner:35}} "Again with these 2? Get your own room guys."
"Agreed. Considering this is our base of operations, we simply can not have you 2 snooping around. Now I've got 3 reasons to kill y-"
{{summoner:35}} "4, Jhin. They invaded our privacy, broke into our room, stole our stuff.... And now they've seen us in our finery."
The pair looked at each other before returning their gaze to the intruders. Each got two shots. The pair gathered their things and fled before they could be caught.
He has one reason, and it's called a real weapon.
