What do you call a gay Vlad main?

I thought it was about to say vladaqueer

Vlad makes my blood bend.

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One time in elementary school we were supposed to do a thing where you start a sentence with all the letters in your names. I was an edgy little shit so I made the H in my name "Hates Hemophobes" and the teacher changed it to "Hates Homophobes" and put it up on the wall.

People thought I was gay all the way into highschool. I'm still pissed.

The cringe levels are unreal.

http://orig05.deviantart.net/dfaf/f/2015/313/4/9/animated_atrocities__house_sittin__for_sandy_by_regulas314-d9g60sx.jpg

aids.

im sorry ik thats in bad taste....

So does that mean he has magical control over gay people?

It's pretty "homoerotic". I know my way out. Jumps out of the window

LOL this is the fucking best.

(And OMFG now you have me thinking about all the various physiological functions of blood in a body system and all the things that homo... ahem hemomancy could be used to control. In my headcanon Vlad is just such a fucking dom.)

And that's how Vlad mains got the most terrible stigma.

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