The new assassin item be like

Cheese Pope·Jan 28, 2016·345 votes·13,074 views

http://i.imgur.com/ZsHqfzi.gifv

Edit: Thanks for all of the upvotes! This is my first post with more than 2 upvotes :)

73 Comments

Heretic LunariJan 29, 201689 votes

https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeTmU77UlPyeR2w/200w_d.gif

HelmightJan 28, 201633 votes

Okay, that was clever. +1 to you, good sir.

CasterGilgameshJan 28, 201657 votes

don't you mean cleaver( item 3071 ) of him?

HelmightJan 29, 201619 votes

I guess I walked into that pun [zombie-brand-clap]

malonedoJan 29, 201617 votes

Are you sure that you didn't SWIFTLY item 3009 run into it? That was a bit summoner 4 y right? I hope that I'm not summoner 3 ing these puns of mine. otherwise I might have to summoner 7 my dignity. And not convert to a Phreak. :)

Cheese PopeJan 29, 201647 votes

Those puns were Ashe You Shen dn't even try to make puns anymore

GetMariahCarriedJan 29, 20166 votes

... Shendn't? ... Really?

SettDownShutUpJan 29, 201618 votes

Yeah, he should be a Shen ed of himself.

GhxzttJan 29, 20168 votes

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

DairdrekJan 29, 20163 votes

Love it

Sivirly Aut1sticJan 30, 20163 votes

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

GetMariahCarriedJan 30, 20161 votes

... sniffle...

XeroKimoJan 30, 201610 votes

Azir "Shurima has a Shen ded!"

Vistha KaiMar 14, 20163 votes

This one makes more Shen s.

BârdFeb 2, 20163 votes

He is using his ima Jhin ation, its all Rammus

GetMariahCarriedFeb 5, 20161 votes

"rammus"... for... for "right"...

... I wanna cry so hard right now...

BârdFeb 5, 20162 votes

intended as "OK", but fine.

GetMariahCarriedFeb 5, 20161 votes

Rammus Ok

Masala ChaiJan 29, 20165 votes

A for Effort

KaisadiIIaJan 29, 20167 votes

S-

Virgin RayJan 28, 201625 votes

AD Kassadin Veigar Azir Ahri Akali Kennen Ekko Ezreal Fiddlesticks Ziggs Xerath Syndra Soraka Ryze Nami Morgana Malzahar Velkoz Karthus Fizz Heimerdinger Cassiopeia confirmed

Whut Thuh Jan 29, 20167 votes

dont forget full ad Zilean Zyra Zyra Viktor Vladimir Teemo Thresh Swain Sona Lux Bard

Blue Moon WolfJan 29, 20166 votes

AD Bard is secret OP :p

SH AzykanJan 29, 20165 votes

notice you snuck Ezreal in there...

DairdrekJan 29, 20162 votes

Thank you for putting kassadin first, he needs some recognition*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

aítchJan 29, 20162 votes

"Oh hey I main Annie and Lulu " and you forgot both of them... shame great shame

TigerMama GemgemJan 30, 20161 votes

It's melee only... cough kass akali ekko fizz only one that could use it.

GetMariahCarriedJan 30, 20162 votes

Honestly though... this might work terrifyingly well on Akali (the item... she doesn't have to go full ad for it to still be terrifying.)

AHScovenJan 30, 20162 votes

gosh, you forgot katarina. That's rude!

KilljoyXJan 29, 20168 votes

And just like the movie, the original far surpasses the pale imitation.

Vivid MandalaJan 29, 201610 votes

Do you really consider the Force Awakens to be that poor? I thought it had its own qualities to look forward to in future installments, and that its imitation was out of respect and pride for a honored and beloved original.

KeevalroyJan 29, 20167 votes

I think he was referring to Ren and Vader.

But to answer your question, personally, I thought the Force Awakens was shallow, empty, and felt unnecessary - like this didn't need to happen. I went into the theater with low expectations, was pleasantly surprised, but only enough to think "meh, I guess it was okay." As a lore nerd I had a lot of issues with it, and will probably wait a while before I see the next one. I don't feel confident they can make an attaching storyline from this.

Vellich0rJan 29, 20166 votes

Honestly, most of the complaints people have about it are things that it really needed to succeed and things that could easily have been said of a New Hope when it was first released.

DrehirthJan 29, 20167 votes

very true. The very first star wars was one of the most cliched stories ever(not my hating I personally NEVER get tired of that "unlikely hero saves everybody").

Now hilariously the only thing that disappointed me was the only thing I was sure that wouldn't disappoint me... The soundtrack... not a single... memorable...OST.... (what happened John Williams???) .

StephenizgodJan 29, 20165 votes

I like Kylo Ren, his character needs a bit more backstory but overall i think he was a well thought out character. People focus too much on how he was trying to imitate Vader and how cheap that was, but the movie isn't trying to show you an imitation. It was trying to show you how different he is to Vader, much to Kylo's disappointment for its the very thing he fears most, and instead shows you how similar he is to Anakin.

Darth Vader had 3 movies to flesh out his character and was basically just a badass no bullshit murderer. Kylo seems to struggle with murder and, while powerful, also seems to struggle with his control over the Force. If he could just kill thoughtlessly and was super powerful, he really would be a cheap imitation.

CasterGilgameshJan 28, 20167 votes

to be fair unlike deathfire grasp its not an active so you actually have to think about when to use it instead of spamming the active every time hoping to kill someone.

KeevalroyJan 29, 201631 votes

Because that makes it healthy. Sure; it's fair and balanced like Fox News...

Meep ManJan 29, 201624 votes

Ahri confirmed to be a terrible option for news coverage?

KeevalroyJan 29, 201618 votes

Meh,_ I_ trust her.

aítchJan 29, 20162 votes

Meh, I trust ~~her~~ them

KeevalroyJan 29, 20166 votes

I know this is funny and I want to laugh, but I'm still furious that this item is being forced through even though the exact logic behind removing DFG was given to support AD DFG.

Arsenic SulfurJan 29, 20164 votes

It's actually DFG's reanimated corpse, bought back by Morde to serve him.

KnalxzJan 29, 20162 votes

Being and EU fans has made this far better because Duskblade of Darktharr not only has a very sith name but it's passive name is Nightfall which. The operation Order 66 went under was operation Knightfall.

Serika ZeroJan 29, 20162 votes

The problem is: If the Item has to good stats (which right now it seems to have). ADCs will also build it alongside Assassins. If the Item gona have BAD stats, then not only will ADCs stop building it, so will Assassins (which will then build ADC items, just like right now).

So, riot is just digging their own hole. Btw, notice that I didn't even mention the passive, since with the 2 minute cooldown, its not even worth mentioning.

WiegrafOfValorJan 29, 20162 votes

BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS... IS GOING TO PROC WITH Gangplank 'S Q??

ErdamonJan 30, 20161 votes

CRITPLANK WITH THIS THING IS NOW META, BOYZ

My Name DaveJan 29, 20162 votes

why not just build it on ap assassins anyway.. Leblanc

im tiltJan 29, 20161 votes

happy now you ignorant 'every champ in the meta is op' people? zed is finally nerfed

KaisadiIIaJan 29, 20168 votes

The loss of 5-40 damage (depending on level and burst) from Zed's ult will completely hinder him. I honestly doubt he will ever see any play again after this harsh nerf. Those 3,000 damage comboes will cease to exist, as he will now only dish 2,960 damage in two seconds which isn't enough to kill even the squishiest champions that only have ~2000 HP, leaving them with -960 HP to fight back.

I wouldn't be surprised if a full rework is needed for Zed after the next patch, as he will probably be left in an utterly unplayable state.