One of my most memorable Jax games was one of those drawn out 50 minute games. We were all pushing mid lane and got the inhibitor. I pinged my team to attack top lanes inhibitor and started thumping away at it with my lantern...
_QUADRA-KILL
_
The now split up team, with all their ultimates down, set their sights on me as I started spinning my lantern and leaped over to my first attacker victim.
An enemy has been slain
Double Kill 
Triple Kill 
Quadra Kill!! 
With over 1/3 of my health still; I wasn't even bleeding. The killer of my team dashed in to duel me as I finally popped my ultimate and spun up my counter strike. She knew she was fucked.
PEEEEENTAAA-KILLL 
I then thumped my lantern away at the enemy nexus.
"Imagine if I had a real weapon.."