Will anything bad ever happen to Demacia?

Knalxz·9/22/2016, 7:29:06 PM·6 votes·430 views

https://youtu.be/aaZhJ6w9C_4?t=2s

Memes aside this is so true that it's annoying. The only thing I remember that has negatively affected Demacia in the new lore is that Taric screwed up and got his troops killed.

Meanwhile Bligewater is sinking, Gods of Egypt 2 is being shot in Shuriuma, Noxus and The Freljord are both wrapped with Civil Wars, Ionia is dealing with literally every problem ever conceived by mankind (WTH Riot, got something against Asia?) Zaun and Piltover are having a technol-magical space race, Mt Torgon is filming Clash of the Titans 3 and Bandle City has to deal with Teemo EVERY! SINGLE! DAY!

Really sounds like Demacia hasn't gotten a proper slice of this "fuck you" pie everyone else is forced to take a bite of. Hell even the Shadow Isles and The Void have problems with Yorick and a space tiger.

Everything's coming up Demacia right now.

10 Comments

JayHog19929/22/2016, 8:17:03 PM2 votes

{quoted} and Bandle City has to deal with Teemo EVERY! SINGLE! DAY!

How dare you say that about me while I protect my city as much as american soldiers protect their country!? http://orig14.deviantart.net/8b50/f/2016/090/b/a/teemo_face_4_by_johnnyhedgehog1992-d9x6jen.png I won't allow you to make me look unpatriotic to Bandle, you hear me!?

Victraze9/23/2016, 5:30:21 AM2 votes

I can almost Garentee that nothing will happen to Demacia.

Knalxz9/22/2016, 7:30:15 PM1 votes

Posted in wrong section. Hopefully that won't lead to a permaban. Don't wan to copy and over flow so mercy?

The Aqualious9/22/2016, 8:12:07 PM1 votes

I say... We nuke Justice...

woodvsmurph9/23/2016, 12:52:31 AM1 votes

They might have more problems, but if your first encounter with Demacia was Garen and some guy (Jarvan IV) who stabs himself with his own spear you probably wouldn't consider them worth conquering either. Better to go for intelligent realms like piltover and zaun, future petting zoo attractions like Bandle City plus hanging out with ziggs is always a blast, the shadow isles because your daughter always wanted a rainbow pony to ride, or the void because if you don't, they gonna kill you.