Will anything bad ever happen to Demacia?

Knalxz·Sep 22, 2016·6 votes·430 views

Memes aside this is so true that it's annoying. The only thing I remember that has negatively affected Demacia in the new lore is that Taric screwed up and got his troops killed.

Meanwhile Bligewater is sinking, Gods of Egypt 2 is being shot in Shuriuma, Noxus and The Freljord are both wrapped with Civil Wars, Ionia is dealing with literally every problem ever conceived by mankind (WTH Riot, got something against Asia?) Zaun and Piltover are having a technol-magical space race, Mt Torgon is filming Clash of the Titans 3 and Bandle City has to deal with Teemo EVERY! SINGLE! DAY!

Really sounds like Demacia hasn't gotten a proper slice of this "fuck you" pie everyone else is forced to take a bite of. Hell even the Shadow Isles and The Void have problems with Yorick and a space tiger.

Everything's coming up Demacia right now.

10 Comments

JayHog1992Sep 22, 20162 votes

{quoted} and Bandle City has to deal with Teemo EVERY! SINGLE! DAY!

How dare you say that about me while I protect my city as much as american soldiers protect their country!? http://orig14.deviantart.net/8b50/f/2016/090/b/a/teemo_face_4_by_johnnyhedgehog1992-d9x6jen.png I won't allow you to make me look unpatriotic to Bandle, you hear me!?

KnalxzSep 22, 20161 votes

But American soldiers don't defend America, we're usually on the offence. (I'm assuming I just Jinx 'd us so...your move!)

JayHog1992Sep 22, 20161 votes

{quoted}

But American soldiers don't defend America, we're usually on the offence. (I'm assuming I just 'd us so...your move!)

Wait, really? because if you're telling the truth, then I guess Teemo CAN be better than America... And I'm not sure if I should say that lightly...

I'm honestly hoping nobody takes a jab at me for that.

VictrazeSep 23, 20162 votes

I can almost Garen tee that nothing will happen to Demacia.

KnalxzSep 22, 20161 votes

Posted in wrong section. Hopefully that won't lead to a permaban. Don't wan to copy and over flow so mercy?

Sahn UzalSep 22, 20163 votes

Worst thing that'll happen is that moderators will delete this thread, and tell you to post it under the right section. You could just copy the text, delete the thread and make a new one in the right section ^^

ReZisT LustSep 22, 20161 votes

I had mine just deleted and not told to post in another lol some random told me to post in another still got deleted again randomly... lol then again it was cause i couldn't see karma q rip colorblind

The AqualiousSep 22, 20161 votes

I say... We nuke Justice...

woodvsmurphSep 23, 20161 votes

They might have more problems, but if your first encounter with Demacia was Garen and some guy (Jarvan IV) who stabs himself with his own spear you probably wouldn't consider them worth conquering either. Better to go for intelligent realms like piltover and zaun, future petting zoo attractions like Bandle City plus hanging out with ziggs is always a blast, the shadow isles because your daughter always wanted a rainbow pony to ride, or the void because if you don't, they gonna kill you.

woodvsmurphSep 23, 20161 votes

speaking of which, if Khazix gains knowledge by eating things, I really feel bad for all his teachers in school. Still, at least they got early retirement I suppose.