Stay away from my thread.

Mad King Hades··5 votes·8,038 views

Stay away from this. http://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/gallery/462652_170x100.png?v=1416272845.24

Not staying away? fine http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hrscoAIG1ryebuvo1_500.gif

Still not enough? http://i.imgur.com/mmPjwCF.gif¿noredirect

STAY AWAY! http://i.imgur.com/WJasP.png

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Sigh https://67.media.tumblr.com/75ac68fc694c9e052a224b7efe1a01de/tumblr_o0987mhzEH1usapnno1_500.gif

Showoff http://67.media.tumblr.com/8d8b873052fd37d93a43ac15e906c598/tumblr_myl5zvm8Ve1rvndbao1_500.gif

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WHY! WHY DID YOU KILL MY PET?? http://media3.giphy.com/media/dybrGNy5YoDgA/giphy.gif YES MERLIN! WHY WOULD THAT BE?

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee372/gleefanarts/merlin%20gifs%20s4/D5.gif Good point, we already have a new dragon.

https://dragoncalling.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dragon-merlin.jpg Yes Merlin, I get your point. Can we move on to business and kill the intruder?

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MERLIN!

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4cc5e257a60754dcaa46be60e1aae783/tumblr_mwh3aawzxD1qekcrso1_250.gif

How did you save me? Really? HOW?! http://31.media.tumblr.com/ee8af994bb370c3c915ee1f204a89462/tumblr_n2px6q9j531qkfp1ro7_250.gif

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NO! NO! NO! That is not an answer. Get over here young man! http://i.imgur.com/IgVZJV7.gif¿noredirect

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Get me a dragon Merlin. A new one. http://66.media.tumblr.com/1ac461fd1dc10a097c00151b9040699c/tumblr_n4rm74I5Iz1skqo8co9_500.gif

HE IS NOT NEW! YOU ALREADY SHOWED YOUR RELATION WITH HIM! http://33.media.tumblr.com/b4f3e44d9422ebd7448a7e4a553e9eeb/tumblr_ng0wmrgRVI1rggk51o2_r1_250.gif

http://65.media.tumblr.com/34f54dcc3c68d3701015daad53c8369e/tumblr_inline_o5vtfeQrPj1u6jsbi_500.gif

Didn't we already invite Saphira? http://65.media.tumblr.com/8b5ec4c4d450d232a0b55d4b84b85e00/tumblr_inline_n9e8jkcjLR1qgk36o.gif

How? How is that of any use? http://i.imgur.com/Qn7oYmr.gif¿noredirect

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Ok, that is more like it. Yes, Jack of Blades right?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/40df56f32a96ef2eb67631fb59a7c2e6/tumblr_mpd1rkvbqI1svmaeco1_500.gif

No answer? What is this? http://static6.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/11128/111283802/5164943-0398693076-giphy.gif

Whoh, hey http://i.imgur.com/9xrCII5.gif¿noredirect

Do you have more like those? Tell me or I will hit you with what I have in my hands. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc7oall3Qz1qat9klo1_r1_250.gif

I am. http://37.media.tumblr.com/e14759ce4aef70913c0113b3ad287060/tumblr_n3d7r3Q1QL1qekcrso1_250.gif

DAMN YOU! hits http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meho0gc3LU1qe5udso2_r2_250.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9454ea74d90b7942747cc2e65de4bdd/tumblr_mk3yn0IiVx1rbizfyo1_500.gif Cute little dragon. I prefer Jack of Blades though.

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Can you please stop aggrevating me? http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wriz2Adp1qcb58yo1_500.gif

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Merlin, Please, just get me something useful or I send Aqualious.

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PLease, just get me a monster to bring death and destruction. http://i.imgur.com/nIEMdX6.gif¿noredirect

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Yes! That should kill the intruder. I have a gift for you, you will receive it because of your loyal services.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/008e4a4c484ed0c63600f4b37a4abecc/tumblr_nbg86sNpPQ1r3cqoco1_500.gif http://37.media.tumblr.com/435c771a60bb0d65ffeb0b5585a30187/tumblr_n4ucec86cw1tqw2mzo1_500.gif http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Stitch-Is-Excited-In-Lilo-And-Stitch-Gif.gif http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj2n7hWG4B1qazuj0.gif http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28200000/Jack-Sparrow-pirates-of-the-caribbean-28220816-340-169.gif http://i.imgur.com/EYQDefC.gif

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26 Comments

Mad King Hades1 votes

lol

Mad King Hades1 votes

I warned you guys to stay away from my thread and you downvote it? What is this for world?

Mad King Hades1 votes

I am waiting for you guys to do this. http://i.imgur.com/i83UUIB.gif¿noredirect http://i.imgur.com/jzbZ3.gif¿noredirect

I really hope you guys will change your mind and do this. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/639/038/8d0.gif

Mad King Hades1 votes

Its a story. A story how my little helper merlin got me dragons. Darius got eaten and Udyr is a joke.

Crazy Chatter1 votes

Nope.

Mad King Hades1 votes

Did you downvote?

The Aqualious1 votes

Yeah.... Boss... While you were busy dealing with Merlin... The intruder freed approximately...

4,762,149 souls...

Mad King Hades1 votes

http://i.imgur.com/Qn7oYmr.gif¿noredirect

Kill them all! Send word for Mordekaiser, Karthus, Hecarim, anyone from the Shadow Isles. Let them wage war on the main land!

The Aqualious1 votes

...

Or we use the fail safe you had ted install

Mad King Hades1 votes

What failsafe?

The Aqualious1 votes

The execution stamps...

The Aqualious1 votes

You have an army of hell hounds and who knows how many other things

Besides, killing things twice is so unsatisfying

Mad King Hades1 votes

Hmmm.... Can't let that dogooder Kayle do much good. But who is behind such a terrible action? He would have need of 4,762,149 souls. Malicious and Worst cannot be the case, since they are in my service, 2 souls, 1 body. Face the Sun, she is entwined in her relation with Heretic, so no. Neither Heretic can be the one.

Ah, yes. Glory in Death Chaos689 Sona x Rubick

Interesting, feel free to kill any of those three if you haven't already. In the meantime I am going to send my army at those three, maybe even kill them myself.

.... When I flash out of nowhere into their bathroom.

The Aqualious1 votes

Yes... sir

muttering Freakin idiot, how can a god be so stupid

Mad King Hades1 votes

I HEARD THAT!

throws a ball of dark energy at the jester

The Aqualious1 votes

clone blows up

Yeah yeah, I'm going, don't forget the moon goddess while I'm gone

Mad King Hades1 votes

grumbles There ain't no moon goddes. Just Heretic Lunari. Might as well kill her too. Sets out to kill.

The Aqualious1 votes

{quoted}

Fine... STAND BACK!!!

Pulls out pgone and dials number

Hey Thresh... You know how I've been helping you get all those souls recently...

Good... I kinda need you to do the thing...

pause

No, no, not the Ionian thing... The new thing!

pause

Like... Now...

pause

Thank You

Hangs up

Now LOOK TO THE SKY!

A blackhole orb forms some several hundred killometers from the sun and moon

Diana's gonna kill me for this

A chain whips out from it, and grapples the moon, she shrieks, then the chains begin to tug, the first pulls the moon back into position, then the second rips the spirit controling said moon out of the space rock, with the final dragging her into the dark sphere

Her shrieks can be heard as the sphere closes, peace returned to the cosmos

Wonderful... We just killed a Moon God...

Excuse me now... Diana is going to be hunting me and I want a head start.

This is how I helped Sun

Mad King Hades1 votes

Fine, I will kill Diana. Anything else I should know?

The Aqualious1 votes

You can't killean the Zilean...

Okay, bye now

poofs away

Mad King Hades1 votes

Still not enough downvotes guys. Come on and start trying.

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