They are the same age as u when then move in.
-Yay? I have Korean in house! she plays K-pop all night annoying my parents
-OUR BAND IS UNSTOPPABLE (as in school...)
-Um... Talon. If you want to got to CCMS then JLHS.... you have to take off those blades...(now i can sleep soundly at night....)
hasn't arrived yet. Maybe he has the wrong house?
- KFC all day everyday. I always wanted to taste Valor.
- Thrill of the hunt? I hope he spares me and my family.
- AC anyone?
- 
- She is my gf.
- Welp poison mushrooms are better than nothing right?
RIP heating bill
We have separate fridges. And rooms.
"You wouldn't happen to have a microwave installed would you?"
<3
Teach me the way of the flowers!!!
BFF!!
"LIGHTNING BOLT!"
Sits in the corner playing the flute and drinking
"Shurima is the be... Are those... Bread crumbs?"
Oh, Fuck me.....
turns my house into a cultist temple over the course of a few hours, also all my neighbors are dead and serve the shadow isles now apparently.
...Ok
Always freezing and she walls me off when i need to get to school or use the bathroom :/
Time for a 24/7 sleepover with Lulu.
Maybe you got stories to share with me :D can we best friends forever?
God. I'd be broke before the week's out.
Well. It was nice being alive.
Maybe he can help me kick Thresh out...
10/10 would be guided by.
Lol. i love you guys on boards xD keep posting more!
....I suppose being disintegrated by a tentacle monster from another dimension would be an interesting way to go out at least
- You don't want to pay the bills? That's ok...
- No, my house does NOT need any more lamps.
- Makin mad bank through the weekend, all of a sudden my credit card's maxed out and I owe the Russian Mafia some cash.
- STOP SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON ORANGES
- I swear if I sleep and all of a sudden nightmares, I will wake up and blame him.
Ready for trouble ?
Yes, yes I am.
Zyra... Before I left the house, I'm fairly sure there was a roof. And windows.
And is that... is that soil on the floor? With plants?
I DID NOT TELL YOU YOU COULD BRING IN NEW ROOMIES, DAMMIT!
- he accidentally procc'ed his ult while taking a bath. RIP Voli...you will be missed. RIOT PAY FOR REPAIRS NOWWW!
- "How did you even fit in here in the first place?"
- " no you may not have my soul, i'm rather attached to it"
-" good luck getting anything to grow but pine trees in this cold"
boobs.
crap.
BOOBS.
BOOBS!
plunder the booty
"No, you can not blow up the house, or the dog, or the wait... DAMMIT JINX!"
"So... why do you always have armor on?"
"My parents are going to kill me."
"Can you grab the remote for me?"
git hops
? Yes! We can finally have 24/7 sleepovers! Just don't get jumped on by my dogs...
She is going to be my BFF.
Or if now lives with me... this is my dream coming true :'D
I will quite literally have the best time ever. I Garen-tee it.
this foxy lady charmed me all night long
a shroud counts as a blanket right?
im gonna end up in jail with his clone.
- Baking, and complaining about tyrants. And other *pastimes *I would reckon... gotta dig a chick with scars.
- Tea time, anyone? And let's not forget the fuzzy cuffs.
so free harem?, nice :D
;)
I have a feeling Val will steal my food and she will just laugh about it.....
Gangplank lives with me huh idk maybe we'll go out together and plunder all the booty
- I can see him eating my house for breakfast
- alright there's gonna be some serious sexual tension
- even MORE sexual tension, as i have a thing for redheads.
- the bro; he'll help me burn away that sexual tension with lux and kat with a few drinks. perhaps a threesome in my future? one can hope.
I'm not racist, I have like, one black friend.
