You now wake up as your main. What do you do?
Ahri/Sona (i play 2 roles :p) Ahri- Fox ear and fox tails :3 Make myself look as kawaii as possible. Sona- Starts shreading on the guitar x3
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Suffocate to death
"Time to make a stand."
"Powering up!"
"Power slam!"
"Accelerate!"
"Shocking."
"So long!"
Sex. Alot of sex.
Buy a new bed because mine is probably broken after gaining over 9000lbs of muscle overnight. Then I would stroke my mustache. Maybe punch a mountain.
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about the Void?
So, I wake up as Lux.... clearly that means I'm just going to laugh all day. ^-^
Get kicked outta bed by my wife for turning into a woman.......
Janna.
Ummmm find Yasuo and ship the hell out of us.
I would grope myself.
- Sleepily get out of bed and start getting ready for work.
- Look in the mirror to brush my teeth.
- Do a double take.
- Freak out.
- Turn into a dragon.
- Spend the rest of the day trying to explain to my parents and the firemen that it wasn't a gas leak and I am not an intruder.
- Live an awesome half dragon life.
Raise my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather from the dead with my blood. Then proceed to carry on with life as if nothing ever happened.
Sivir
Complain about why can't I move, and that there's a big ass sign above my head that says "Trying to Reconnect".
Miss my kind :(
Go teach a philosophy lecture.
"Key to immortality, not dying"
Start world war 3.
join the fbi to help catch child predators and use myself as bait.
Sneak into the Pentagon and start spam laugh.
:D
I dunno, use Wish to cure AIDS or something? Drop Equinox on bigots?
Between my mains:
Either make millions playing poker or steal the crown jewels. Maybe both.
Immediately go outside, adopt my w pose, and take a nap in the middle of the street. It's the armadillo's time now cars! Hahahahaha!
Create the world's greatest new gameshow: Draven's Excecution Hour.
Start a company selling both acidic grog and miraculous orange juice.
- Not eat chicken anymore out of fear of being accused of cannibalism
- Pretend to be a scarecrow and scare the **** out of farmers
- Karaoke. PERIOD.
I'd definitely try to milk those
Wukong
Ride a cloud to school.
Spawn a Decoy to act as my proxy.
Maybe very lightly tap a few low-flying planes and helicopters with my staff just to scare the pilot.
Fly back home to listen to lectures while playing LoL or something.
I wake up as .
I curl up into a ball and go back to sleep.
Probably what I always do but as a bear.
Swag walk around town and call everyone I see a dirty ape.
Taric: start fapping to ezreal pics
Thats already what i do so np
Go from door to door and teach my neighbors all about the afterlife.
omg. a rioter posted on my thread (life complete)
I would fight the urge to chase my tails
and probably fail ;p
I'd take my lampost and start fcking everyone up.
Proceed to rule the world.
And every time i won a fight, i'd say
"imagine if i had a real weapon"
As you can tell, my main is 
...
I'm kidding it's 
diet.
I would go to prison for kidnapping and entire school of studenst and butchering them. <3 
I hook my iphone alarm and flay it.
First I would learn everything paying particular attention to schoolteachers as they seem to impart knowledge to the younger ones, its not a personal agenda, It's the hunger for knowledge. Then I would go to a rave, see all of the lasers and try to help the party out, oops, did i disintegrate all of the raver kids? I just wanted to party.
They come apart so easily, how do you put them back together? Basically I would throw my balls in a LOT of peoples faces.
finally get a new outfit.
I main a few, so here goes.
- Charm the hell out of everyone for their RP. Being League-poor sucks, yo.
- Banana peels everywhere for comic relief. I dunno what I'd do as Soraka.
- I'd make some rainstorms. Rain is amaze.
- Flying. Dragon form and all the flying is belong to me. I love dragons, so I'd end up staring at myself as well.
Also, that moment when all your mains are female and so are you so there's no need to be perverted because you know what boobs look like and you're not a male with peeping needs.
Start a garden. A deadly, deadly garden.
Ponder the moral implications of my actions, reread The Republic with particular attention to the Ring of Gyges, and then promptly run to the women's locker room at the nearest university.
Go to vegas to gamble!
well since i dont have a particular main i do have a main champion for each role so i'll go for that
top lane: 
probably just hangout with all the other trees in a nearby park
jungle:
just chasing cats
mid lane: 
start world war 3 and 4
support: ummmm start a poro farm
adc: 
proceed to devour the entire town(see picture)