When You're Watching Your Friend Play Your Main...
And they are building them wrong... http://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0o7QyRb08irLag
And they are building them wrong... http://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0o7QyRb08irLag
Me: Repeat after me. AR-MOR.
Friend: MA-GIC RE-SIST.
Me: Ok.
I see nothing wrong with giving him at least this.
Maybe
.
It works.
HA! OK! I GET IT!
What do you mean I'm, "doing it wrong"?
Report Rammus no devourer
I once watched a friend play my main. My friend was drunk.
He got a pentakill...
That moment when they play your main and do better than you: http://www.maniacworld.com/images/not-saying-i-hate-you.jpg
. . . While drunk.
Out of curiosity, who is your main?
Probably Riven or Katarina. His drunk friend threw up on the keyboard and got a penta.
Garen...
I would like to take a moment to apologize to every friends ive trolled by stealing their main and building tank
tank vayne tank ahri Tank Teemo
i didnt know it meant that much ;..;

you mean this isn't how you are supposed to build teemo? Kappa
No Wit's End, no Randuin's. Replace that for Spirit Visage and maybe Dead Man's Plate. That's tankmo anyway, though I don't prefer him unless I'm losing hard.
Plate doesnt work on ranged champs anymore...
doesn't give movespeed to them anymore? weird I could of sworn I saw someone recommend it on vlad a little bit ago
No, it gives movespeed but the extra damage is disabled.
You need Runaan's Hurricane in there.
To better spread the hatred.
45% CDR. All the hatred you could possibly spread.
You have a friend that mains Teemo and you are still friends with that guy? Shame on you!!!
A friend of mine started playing league a few months ago. He picked up my main
pretty early. Every time I spectated his games, I couldn't stop to cringe at it...
{quoted} Every time I spectated his games, I couldn't stop to cringe at it...
couldn't help but stop*
Me: Alright, as Garen, the first thing you rush is...? Friend: Warmog's! Me: No, it's an offensive item Friend: DUSKBLADE! Me: No! You build!... Whatever you want actually, he's Garen. Anything works, really
Anything!?
Rushes 
It works
Garen has such good base values that even building nothing works
Or maybe a DFGaren back in the day
Now that was THE Build

Why do you have Deathfire Touch? Scratch that, why are you rushing a
?
I swear every time I see my brother build Rabadon's I just want to go to his house and rip his head off then sell it.
EDIT: NOT SELL HIS HEAD That sounded weird
Why?
Because Teemo has crap ratios and Rabadon's is a horrible item. Luden's? Sure, the passive gives a good ratio for the AP and any additional AP, plus burst. Zhonyas? Great for defense and awesome on Teemo! Heck, Rod of Ages gives health and mana, both of which he needs. But why Rabadon's? His ratios are so crap there's no need. Magic penetration is so much better. Lich Bane passive. Luden's passive. Zhonyas active and armor. Anything to give more than just a flat crapton of AP.
But he even has a quote related to it. He calls it his "Killin' cap" with the Omega Squad Skin
ok so draven should buy nashors tooth because of his primetime skin.
That's what I do... You can't play Draaaaaaaven without style
Wait. Why. WHY would riot put in a quote for nashors tooth on primetime draven. Time to buy primetime and build Ap draven.
"Draven buying a Nashor's Tooth. Why? Because Draven!"
But he even has a quote related to it. He calls it his "Killin' cap" with the Omega Squad Skin
This is surprisingly effective at all point of the game. Death cap isnt on his standard build tho. Most just get a Void3
Rabadons tryndamere op bro
My brother went for a fucking cooldown reduction and mana build. He didn't even grab RoA.
No Abyssal,
No. Fucking. Sorcerers,
Instead opted for Lucidity, Archangel's, Morello's, Zhonya's, Will of the Ancients, and Lich Bane. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever witnessed.
I mean, Fuck the meta, your brother is the true hero here. Just because a champ isn't top 20 doesn't mean you have to stick to only one build on him.
That being said, Lich Bane kinda sucks for swain
Friend: So what do i buy 1st>
Me:
or
Friend: *Buys
*
Me: Cringes
Are you cringing because they didn't follow your advice? Or because shield is just a sub-par item in general?
I'm cringing hard because every Singed who's ever mained him knows that
Is a fine start to rush
Which is still tremendously efficient on him and one of the best items he can get for the gold.
Is Bonkers for Utility, Damage, Tankiness, 1v1 Dueling the Splitpushing ADC's (everyone but Vayne really), and being the first into the fray to flip isolate.
is overrated on singed imo yeah the 1000 manahelps but thats just 250hp from passive and able to have Q on literally 24/7.
is so broken 500HP 800Mana 120Ap its honestly not fair. and the usual
and 
You don't build the tear into Seraph's. You sell the tear and Get whatever item will help you win. Often times it's Rabadons.
1000 Mana and 250 HP for only 750 gold? That's Gold Efficiency like you wouldn't believe. Singed is mana starved if you use his Q aggressively. Tear allows him to turn it on and leave it on. Fire and Forget.
You get 500HP and 800 Mana and 120 AP for 3k Gold. And it's inefficient as all hell. What I posted is Inverted Composers (Best Singed World probably) signature build. He and Druid Droid did lots of work and lots of math to show that Tear is obscenely gold efficient and obscene on Singed.