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Sona x Rubick12 votes
Jeanne fan club1 votes

Quinn is already taken... by her bird... Well, it could be interesting I guess.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

underscores2227 votes

Half dragon (have fun with the "meet my parents" phase, at least she's guaranteed to be hot, not a real Demacian) Mute musician (not a real Demacian anyway - adopted) Smurfette (short, blue, and not a real Demacian either)

You had many better options to choose from, and these were the three you picked? The three adopted daughters of Demacia?

No Lux, Quinn, Vayne, or Fiora?

Jeanne fan club2 votes

Lux is a Psychopath, Quinn is taken by her own bird, Vayne is as universally hated as crocs, and Fiora would turn you into a shishkabob lololol

jk have an upvote

Edit: Fuck autocorrect

underscores2221 votes

Not sure I agree with you on lux, but the other three are pretty spot on. That shouldn't preclude them from running for Demacia's top lady.

MavenSong1 votes
underscores2221 votes

Ok, yes, her splash art makes her look like a barbie that tripped and is about to face-check the camera lens. Her personality is not well represented in that image. Take a listen to her positive personality and upbeat nature when you play her in game.

She clearly gets carried away laughing.

Jeanne fan club1 votes

I know, I only said she was crazy because of this splash edit :3

MavenSong1 votes

{quoted}

Half dragon (have fun with the "meet my parents" phase, at least she's guaranteed to be hot, not a real Demacian) Mute musician (not a real Demacian anyway - adopted) Smurfette (short, blue, and not a real Demacian either)

You had many better options to choose from, and these were the three you picked? The three adopted daughters of Demacia?

No Lux, Quinn, Vayne, or Fiora?

This was the top 3 from a previous poll.

Also its not thier faults they were not demacian born. Shyvanna had little place else to go, Sona was graciously adopted by a wealthy family, an Poppy never fit in with Yordles. And tbf Poppy was there in demacia's founding, she's probably more demacian than most others.

underscores2221 votes

Ah, did not hear about previous poll. Thought you were arbitrarily picking champs and was having problems agreeing with your selections.

MavenSong1 votes

not my poll, but yah :P

Demacia's true Beauty comes down to just Three Ladies

Malicious Metal25 votes

Yeah, Mordekaiser is the fairest of all those demacian ladies.

MavenSong4 votes

i concur :)

Niyumi4 votes

Shyvana's personality is gross, and I don't particularly think she's attractive anyway.

Sona is just so inhumanly proportioned, and I don't like her face anyway.

Poppy, while not entirely attractive, has a great personality and is adorable. So, Poppy is still best.

Niyumi3 votes

Mmm, nah. In the lore, she's an asshole, vengeful, easily angered, and can't let things go -- also a very violent person. Not really anyone I'd want to be anywhere near.

And she's just not pretty. Very thick build, and a very gaunt face, with tight lips and small eyes. Always looks mad, and looks way too masculine for a female.

morayshark5 votes

ThTs never stopped the internet Shyvana

Niyumi2 votes

The internet sees a sexualized female body, and ogles over it -- people these days don't see or even care beyond the skin.

People act like animals, really.

Sonicblaster335 votes

I personally love Shyv the most in League because of her personality. Personality over looks

Niyumi1 votes

Then you need to go to a psych ward. :P

Shyv is the kind of person who scares people just by walking down the street, and is likely to beat someone up for just looking at her. Nooooot really the best personality. xD

Jeanne fan club6 votes

And you are the kind of person to judge people off of looks. Kind of hypocritical given what you said before. Who elected you to be the soul arbiter of who can find what attractive?

Niyumi2 votes

Hypercritical. Okay. While that is a word, the one you wanted is "hypocritical."

See, how you present yourself and take care of yourself shows a bit about who you are too -- being vain is entirely different from using appearance as a part of the bigger picture. If someone is going to walk around scowling at everyone and being eternally pissed off... yeah, they are not a very nice person, nor would I want to get to know them. If a girl is going to dress so as to leave very little to the imagination and show off as much skin as possible while still being "decent," then yeah, she's a uh, you know, that S word that I'd get reported for. If someone is loaded up with tattoos, piercings and all kinds of creepy stuff, then yeah, they're very vain and shallow. So, while vanity is certainly a thing, gleaning character traits from the way someone presents / carries themself is an entirely different concept.

And, again, while soul is a word, the proper term is "sole."

But, no one did. Though, when the internet freaks out about a person like Shyvana, and says she's attractive personality-wise (when, in reality, she'd be in jail at this point)... there's some kind of issue.

(And, by the way, don't try to use big words you don't know. Doesn't look good.)

Jeanne fan club5 votes

yeah autocorrect is a piece of shit. Why do you have a problem with who people are attracted to though? Why does it matter to you? Why do you have a problem with people who like Shyvanas personality? Its really none of your business. She isn't even a real person, why do you think that everyone needs to be so serious on the internet? Why do you assume that there is a problem with the internet when someone finds shyvana attractive? Here you are again deciding what is wrong and what is right. Don't go out and assume people have issues when they don't align with your narrow minded opinions. Hell, who are you to decide what a good/bad personality is? And why do you assume that everyone thinks the way you do when it comes to looks? Everyone has their own opinion, we are all individuals. Everyone has their own tastes and attractions.

Also, if you had looked into shyvanas lore, you would learn that she avenged her fathers death. She had lived a life of misery, constantly looking for a sense of belonging. Now she wants to repay Jarvan because of the kindness he showed her, and is still constantly fighting an internal battle, trying to decide if people are right to fear her. You would know this if you actually looked past her skin and attitude lol.

Soul Sole w.e who really cares it got the point across

Niyumi2 votes

Okay, so I'm goinna have to filter through the hormonal rage here, and try to make sense of it...

Why do you have a problem with who people are attracted to though? Why does it matter to you?

Because, when people go advocating something bad (like, say murder suddenly became a "cool" thing), it's not a good thing. If everyone likes angry, violent people, then that kind of behavior is going to be encouraged via flock mentality. So, because people like people like that, there are now more angry, violent people who are encouraged to be that way.

She isn't even a real person, why do you think that everyone needs to be so serious on the internet? Why do you assume that there is a problem with the internet when someone finds shyvana attractive?

Read above. And, "One is most them self when behind a mask." -- AKA, one is more likely to act truer to themselves over the internet.

Don't go out and assume people have issues when they don't align with your narrow minded opinions.

Narrow-minded != invalid. I believe people should be real, wholesome people, not edgy little pricks. When people are being selfish, when they're stepping all over everyone else, when they take what they want with no fucks given, when they demean others to feel better about themselves... yeah, there's an issue.

And why do you assume that everyone thinks the way you do when it comes to looks?

Oh, most people don't. I don't like girls with big chests or butts, and I like cute faces, rather than square ones. The "standard of beauty" is really just kind of ugly in my book. And the girls I like, people just call them cute but not anything to go after.

Also, if you had looked into shyvanas lore, [...] She had lived a life of misery, constantly looking for a sense of belonging.

Yeah? Well, I've been alone since I was maybe 3-4 years old. My family hates me, tells me every day how much they wish I'd move out, and I never had friends or so much as hugged a girl (or even been on a date). Miserable is an understatement. -- yet, do you see me going out and being angry all the time, fighting people, being violent, all that?

Now she wants to repay Jarvan because of the kindness he showed her, and is still constantly fighting an internal battle, trying to decide if people are right to fear her. You would know this if you actually looked past her skin and attitude lol.

Inferred stuff is fun. ^^

Jeanne fan club4 votes

Jesus christ did you go off on a tangent. Man I'm sorry about your private life but really? You spent this whole time talking about yourself and your preferences. Everyone can point out the bad things in their lives and gain sympathy from others, it wont make your points any more valid. No one here is advocating something bad, and no one here is promoting murder. Not everyone thinks murder is cool. WTF are you even saying with this? 99% of the time someone says something like this they are joking. Damn, the internet is the one place that people can make offensive jokes, don't take that away from it please.

I question the validity of your quote. I can't believe that you think people act seriously on the internet all of the time. The internet is literally the only place on earth where you can make jokes and not face repercussions.

No, I think narrow minded is appropriate. You want everyone to conform to your standard of personality. Being a real person on the internet is probably one of the worst experiences you can have. No one really cares about your personal life. you have to realize that the internet is the only place that you can act fake and have a good time without taking anything too seriously. Its the one place where you don't have to give a fuck. Venting is probably the closest most people get to being real.

Now your assuming that everyone has a shared standard of beauty. No, you aren't a special snowflake when it comes to beauty standards, I too value the face over the body. Body shape really doesn't matter to me either. Assuming that everyone else thinks it does just makes you look ignorant. As I said before, everyone is different, and everyone is attracted to different things. Don't let other people influence you on what you find attractive. Who cares if someone else thinks someone you like is unattractive? that persons opinion doesn't matter when it comes to your choices in life.

I talk about Shyvana's lore and you give me your personal Autobiography. I get it, your life sucks, but why would you talk about yourself here? And plz, don't tell me you are trying to relate to shyvana's life lol... its funny how you talk about you not being violent or pugnacious, but judging off the comments you leave other people... If that's not fighting I really don't know what is lol.

And no, I didn't infer anything, its right there in the lore if you actually decide to read it.

In the end, Shyvana is still bae, and ur just jealous.

Oh, and some life advice, Don't take people too seriously on the internet. This is the one place people get to go to vent, make jokes, and relax without suffering real life repercussions, please don't assume people are being serious 100% of the time, you are more prone to get offended if you think everyone is serious.

Niyumi2 votes

Alrighty, obviously you can't see past your own nose, so I won't bother replying anymore.

But, Shyv is still a gross person.

Photos of Ghosts1 votes

Oh, being right means being an insufferable prick?

Decrit1 votes

Holy shit the Shyvana fandom here is huge and crazy mad :O

You know, i agree with you somehow: she is an half dragon, any runeterrian would scare the shit outta themselves if it were to see her walk down a street. Any gullibe to think otherwise would meet her death stare, if not worse.

Without doubt she has a softer side, but the fandom blows that out of proportions and covers it on sugar. It' s ok if you do it for funsies, and probably this thread should be taken more for fun, but it should not be forgotten that Shyv is a vengeance-driven person who lived and is treated as a race pariah ( looked down from dragons and feared by humans ) that wants to live up to her dragon heritage. That soft side is under a shell hard as dragon scales.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

JarvanIV can find that soft side easier than others... ;D

Decrit1 votes

Duh, Jarvan' s spear reduces armor ;)

Solari Fortune2 votes

I found out there is nothing on a Sona x Quinn Ship, which makes me sad cause Quinn is Bae

MavenSong1 votes

what happened to your Sona x MissFortune ?

Beached Manatee1 votes

Sona unfriended MissFortune after she "accidentally" lost her top at the pool party.

MavenSong1 votes

Sona x MissFortune is pretty much soley because of Arcade so its in the arcade universe :P

Beached Manatee1 votes

Oh, then MissFortune ditched Sona for Hecarim.

Solari Fortune2 votes

Sona just got a little ragey after losing a really intense brawl in one of their gaming sessions. Sona Fortune still alive and well

MavenSong1 votes

Nah, probably had a gaming session with Riven.

Solari Fortune2 votes

I ship a lot of people with Sona Sona Fortune will always be #1 tho

Heretic Lunari1 votes

Hmm, Poopy sure got taller

Sonicblaster334 votes

Poppy buys item 3083 "It's a little big, but I'll grow into it"

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