Bush Alamo

Aram Mini game. When someone goes afk in the small single bush behind the T1 towers for ten minutes it begins.

At the start immediately all chat " we must protect * x champs " bush then any form of last stand movie / tv quotes. Best examples are stuff like "300" " brave heart" Theres probably a buncha star wars and LOTR sht there to but i hate those so I dont know them. You do you.

There can be skin and champ specific. Pantheon must quote 300 lines. Garen just yells for the cause....cause hes garen and thinking is hard. Taliyah yells trump quotes at the dirty illegals. If somehow you do this with mundo you must take body builder mundo talk like arnold schwartzennegger make lots of loud stupid noises and while otw back to your bush. You must all chat get to the choppa.

Best ad champs - Garen Pantheon jhin kindred quinn Kled ( duh its his land ) As kled you must spam all quotes all the time.

Best ap champs -anivia taliyah Mao kai morgana heimer nidalee swain zyra. Zhounyas. rylais is a must on all ap. Hold the line. If they ever bring back zz'rot then that to.

Best tanks - Alistar thresh nautilus

Honorable mentions that are hilarious - Max cdr Rapid fire Twisted fate. rylais and frozen mallet fiddle sticks. Full ap jhin. Gtfo alistar ( 45% cdr tank rylais alistar )

Rules. Any and all means are to be used to defend the bush for as long as possible. Leaving in any form is prohibited. This includes your ult flash ghost. Anything and everything. All 9 players are welcome to join the B.D.F
Any and all means are to be used to get back to lost bush upon respawn. Ignore all minions and champions who are not threatening your bush. Enemy champs may negotiate to pass by. objectives do not matter. The bush is your only objective. Defend it.
Keep it clean.

• yes i left out teemo. cause ^%$# teemo.

• shout out to my boy here Keegan aka KBVTV Hes with the league partner program. If you want to give someone full blown deadly aids. Try his patented 7 shield Janna for this. Link here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDy_554erc