Why it's a good idea to bring Miss Fortune with you to the casino:

Busty Demoness··2 votes·447 views

Because after you strut in, you double up on your current money in card games. Before long, a slot machine will make it rain even more winnings. And before the end of the night, you feel the bullet time sensation at the craps table watching the dice just before you win big once more.

Then you feel like a secret agent as she lets you escort her to the hotel room, showing you a cowgirl that made you more delirious than rapidly flashing bright lights at the arcade.

5 Comments

Timethief492 votes

its not a good idea to bring misfortune to a game of luck believe me [slayer-jinx-wink]

Busty Demoness1 votes

Except you're bringing Miss Fortune, not Misfortune.

If "Fortune" means "Luck", and "Miss" means "Lady", then bringing Lady Luck isn't a bad idea at all.

Victraze1 votes

I expected a joke about her name sounding like "Misfortune".

Busty Demoness1 votes

That was half of the joke, implying she would actually be a good luck charm rather than bad luck.

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