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Mig8997 votes

(People are going to hate me for this joke but it's been my experience.) I agree with this. Finding a woman who can cook nowadays is just rare.

Vistha Kai7 votes

You oughta be an independent white man, who don't need no woman.

Mig892 votes

Why did you have to throw "white" in there? XD

SpongebobIsLife15 votes

lol bc the usual line is, im an independent black woman, who don't need no man!

Yosuke Apperu1 votes

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You oughta be an independent white man, who don't need no woman.

Careful, you might get called racist for that. (I hate the world..well a majority of it)

Vistha Kai3 votes

Mate, I was called transphobic and banned for a week from Boards for mentioning a guy has a penis.

Nothing will surprise me at this point.

Kitty Cat Tosha44 votes

Just as rare as finding a man who can actually fix my car and paint my house :(

There are no real people anymore.

Mig8922 votes

It doesn't bother me though. I enjoy cooking :) We're all real people. THere are no "ideal" people anymore because everyone's ideals have changed so much and aren't aligned as a society anymore.

Kitty Cat Tosha11 votes

I hate cooking >.> Wish my boyfriend loved it, but he hates it more, so I still gotta do it.

He has to do the dishes though. Divide the pain - the perfect formula for a good relationship.

Mig8912 votes

My girlfriend always says if i cook she will do the dishes but gets these mysterious migraines when they need to be done XD. She used to do all the laundry but ever since they put a washer and dryer in our apartment building i've been doing that as well... [slayer-jinx-unamused]

Squiter40 votes

My wife, After she cooks she tells me to clean since she cooked. I'm okay with that. When i cook she tells me to clean since i made the mess while cooking. Wat. [zombie-brand-mindblown]

Mig895 votes

Lol I get this too XD. Mine gives me so much crap when i don't immediately clean up after we eat but the rare chance she cooks the food with sit on the stove in the pans until I clean it. Literally says the same thing yours does.

Vistha Kai4 votes

Makes you wonder, why do you even bother having a girl in your home at this point, eh?

Mig8919 votes

https://media0.giphy.com/media/U0S0erHu6TS8g/200.gif The G rated version of why. Yes I know its sad.

Harukishi2 votes

....oh my

Solitair1 votes

Yes what good is a person if they dont do your housework. Why have any person in your house or pets because they don't do housework either. UNLESS, You're implying it's just the fact that a person has a vagina/uterus that somehow means that person is supposed to be doing your housework/cooking for you.

Vistha Kai1 votes

The joke. It's there.

MrPharmD2 votes

Too many people nowadays can't take a joke lol. You just gotta lolz and ignore the social justice warriors.

Vistha Kai2 votes

Funny shit, it's mainly in games. Everywhere else people are like "yeah whatever" to most things.

Look no further than Tracer from Overwatch. "She has a BUTT OMIGUD remove!", while a normal person is like, "Everybody has one, so what's the deal?".

Then I am here, saying, "If the person you live with isn't doing anything, what's the point of them living with you?". Of course shit got real, because I was referring to a guy's girlfriend.

Don't worry about me. I always get lulz when people get mad at me, because of things like that.

MrPharmD2 votes

I think one of the reasons for that is the situation. People can tell you're joking in life more easily. But now, people just want to be offended by everything for some reason. So they will take a harmless joke and take it as you being 100% serious.

Rendarkan12 votes

I refuse to let my fiance cook. Not because of any stero type or anything but she just sucks at it. I am still trying to figure out how she managed to light a pot of water on fire...

no joke I walked into the kitchen and the pot was on fire with water in it and she looked baffled. My response was "What kind of black magic is this?" From that day on she was demoted to using the microwave.

FantasySniper3 votes

Wait for her to forget to remove the foil.

Mig892 votes

my girlfriend did this twice. one time she put a plate of food in there that was covered in aluminum foil and the other time she was heating up a bowl of something and left the fork in the bowl..... Shes allowed to make toast without me but any other kind of cooking i asked her to wait for me to be home

dr lichdeath1 votes

why? cooking is fun what do you dislike about it?

Kitty Cat Tosha3 votes

It is mainly the idea having to spend 30 min or longer in the kitchen after a long day of work, when all I really want to do is take a damn break. ;)

Cardinal Sinveil3 votes

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We're all real people. THere are no "ideal" people anymore because everyone's ideals have changed so much and aren't aligned as a society anymore.

And thank God this is so. Everyone is free to chase their own vision of the "Ideal". A true hallmark of a modern society.

Troll for Trump13 votes

Or being able to post a comment w/o getting attacked by a Social Justice Warrior.

Man, what has the world come too.

Kitty Cat Tosha1 votes

Who is attacking whatnow?

Jeanne fan club9 votes

Whales migrating from tumblr (social justice warriors). They are a somewhat small minority that has a large amount of power due to them being backed by the media. If you say something remotely referring to a race then you are harassed off whatever social media site you are on and then banned for racism and sexism regardless of the context of what you said. Its basically the collection of radical feminists, lgbtq...(other letters) and black lives matters movements. They are trying to force western society into an orwellian nightmare where our thoughts and speech are policed in case we might "offend" someone. they demonize white men because it makes their movement look better surprisingly. They use false statistics to drive a political agenda that gives basically every minority power over white people, and women power over men. Its kinda like how Hitler demonized the jews to gain political power in Germany, but since the media is backing the SJW movement you don't hear about the lies or the bad things that they do.

Its kind of worrisome tbh because there are SJW's who attack video games for having attractive characters in them. Think if a bunch or people came to the league boards and made a post saying that there isn't an accurate representation of what women actually look like in real life. They say that they are too skinny and represent an unrealistic standard of what women should look like (because men expect women to have 9 tails or be able to morph into a fucking spider in real life lol). They claim sexism and threaten Riot. Riot would be demonized by the media and forever claimed a sexist company for no other reason than having attractive characters in the game.

tl:dr Its a stupid movement and its best not to look to deep into it. Its pretty cringey after all.

hope these 2 paragraphs answer your 4 word question lol

Whut Thuh 2 votes

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Jeanne fan club4 votes

I wish companies were forced to keep freedom of speech rather than make their own rules. You can never eliminate hate speech. The good thing about the freedom of expression is that people who use hate speech are ignored in favor of better speech, society eliminates the hate speech itself without throwing criticism under the bus too. We are given a mute button to ignore people who insult and don't give constructive criticism. Instead of people using the mute button, they blame the community and say "there shouldn't need to be a mute button, the community should unlearn their biases and be better". I think shit has gotten far to out of hand and this social experiment needs to stop. You can get reported for verbal harassment for criticizing your teammates. I feel like I can't even make jokes anymore without getting reported. I just wish people would grow up, just a little. Like fuck man I'm 16 and I feel embarrassed for being as young as some of these SJW's

I hope to god that the next time this shit happens that Riot says "no" and stands by their words and refuses to give into appeasement. I think we got lucky the last time riot gave into appeasement, when illaoi was made. Illaoi turned out to be pretty cool, however the people on the boards were asking for some landwhale who is an "accurate representation of a woman". Instead they got a fucking bodybuilder lol.

If they ever make a negative asthetic to any character because of a Social Justice warrior I will quit league without a second thought, the hundreds of dollars I spent on rp and my plat rank wouldn't mean shit to me if the company became another spineless organization that cares more about those SJW's than they do their own fans. Untill then I will enjoy the tail physics added this patch Ahri Ahri Ahri

Whut Thuh 3 votes

dem tails doh lol

TNHA Baritone2 votes

I'm a guy and I love cleaning and doing..household things...Am I rare

Mig893 votes

Depends on if you have a full time job.

Grashnim1 votes

{quoted}

(People are going to hate me for this joke but it's been my experience.) I agree with this. Finding a woman who can cook nowadays is just rare.

If she can't cook, you don't date her.

Colgate Gator23 votes

But that's just Warwick wearing a dre-... No, you know what, I'm not even going to get on this.

[EJECT]

cinomenapplebae19 votes

Not all women have to have blue fur and gold fingers

DeynaTaggerung4 votes

Or be built like professional weight lifters

Kanzler4 votes

But which bathroom can s/he use?!?!

Beached Manatee19 votes

Neither. Dogs go in the yard.

Kanzler24 votes

Did you just assume his species?! It's 2016, we don't need your privileged homo sapien microaggressions!

Beached Manatee27 votes

OMG YOU JUST USED A GENDER BINARY PRONOUN! AND EXCUSE ME YOU JUST ASSUMED THAT A. I'M A HOMO SAPIEN AND B. THIS YEAR IS 2016 #timetravellerlivesmatter

Mig8913 votes

I think we need to build a inter-dimensional chrono wall to keep you people out of our timeline. Always coming here and stealing our jobs.We don't need no future Muricans stealing present Muricans jobs.

ThePerson766 votes

But if they get the jobs they may not be able to come back in time to take the job because the person who they took the job from was their ancestor.[zombie-brand-mindblown]

zlumpy8 votes

Oh gawd....is there about to be a big ol pile of dudes gettin gay with eachother to prevent future generations from being born.

Mig899 votes

It's not gay if you do it for Murica.

CeexSett2 votes

Guys please it's enough if I laugh more I'll go full Batman's parents right now.

Ralimak2 votes

Those filthy, bigoted speciesists! I am equally offended, as I identify as a highly intelligent sheepdog!

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