Since when does Zed need to read the Boards? He has ninjas to do that for him.
His shadows are his PR Reps. He never trusted his student ninjas after they posted that he'd love to get charmed by Ahri.
So many zeds.... So big... I just... http://media.lolusercontent.com/api/embedly/1/image/resize?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2F8MBTq20.png&key=a45e967db0914c7fb472fd4381e6c85b&width=425
Embrace the shadow.