"You got that Penta with Riven so it doesn't count!"

RaptorKarr·May 22, 2016·57 votes·3,745 views

Actually It does count so you can just.... http://45.media.tumblr.com/b607f7f6685e0de3d35227607d66348d/tumblr_o3ngpnXk0S1v5kgoko1_500.gif

70 Comments

WyvernEggMay 22, 201629 votes

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/884/796/a2a.png

Wukong X AhriMay 22, 201627 votes

and when i kill the person trying to get the penta https://media.giphy.com/media/kXY0CA4v8mKXe/giphy.gif

Malicious MetalMay 22, 201625 votes

I much rather deny pentas then get them.

Am I evil? No.

I'm malicious! Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Wukong X AhriMay 22, 201621 votes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qfji6hHU1r3ykgdo1_500.gif

ImmortalBloodCYMay 22, 20166 votes

I deny penta's left and right as Soraka

charcharmunroMay 22, 20163 votes

I mean... They do get the penta. For you.

JayHog1992May 22, 20165 votes

Meanwhile, I got my penta with Teemo a few days ago, proudest moment of my life in this game.

VasilisGreenMay 22, 20169 votes

Satan worshiper spoted!!!!

JayHog1992May 22, 20164 votes

I'm an angel compared to you haters. I done nothing wrong to deserve any hate, neither has Teemo. This whole gag has to stop once and for all, and I will end this gag to give him peace, one toxic player at a time.

VasilisGreenMay 22, 201610 votes

And how are you gonna do it? Summon Satan himself in some evil ritual and have him kill us one at a time? Will you also drink our blood and sacrifice our bodies in the fire to Satan?

JayHog1992May 22, 20162 votes

Nope, will battle them in the Rift, and they end up with two options, either suffer as the toxic players they are... Or repent, so I can save them.

Either way, my goal is to clear this comnunity of toxic players, will talk or fight my way to that goal whenever possible.

I'm blessed by God itself, if I could, I could even preach other players to do the same to clear the toxic comnunity. We need a brigher game for the sake of those who want to have fun and just want to enjoy their time.

Otherwise you can just go play ranked, I judge not of those who seek greed for borders. My jurisdiction is away from ranked games.

Wukong X AhriMay 22, 201614 votes

https://m.popkey.co/4c3cb0/vzy7J.gif

VasilisGreenMay 22, 201610 votes

You are a teemo player. You are by definition toxic to the bone.

JayHog1992May 22, 20162 votes

Do not confuse me for my weaponry of self defense. I'm not the monster that would suffer the consequences of a tower to kill someone.

CabalistMay 23, 20161 votes

So who is the good guy here?

JayHog1992May 23, 20161 votes

Simple, it's the one that bows down at the end of the match and wishes the best to his oponent for his next match, not the one that showers themselves in the glory of victory or grows bitter at defeat, refusing to accept such result.

CabalistMay 25, 20162 votes

Im guessing that is saying wp in all chat rather than show your lvl 5,6,7 mastery

JayHog1992May 25, 20161 votes

A good way to put it, yeah.

RikirieMay 22, 20163 votes

The "gag" is really more a remembering of Teemo back when he could place shrooms when he had the mana and didn't have a cap on how many he had at any given time with like a 0 second cooldown.

JayHog1992May 22, 20165 votes

Then blame Riot, not Teemo's fault for that flaw. Simple as that.

NiyumiMay 23, 20162 votes

Hey! One of my three pentas is on Teemo too!

I have a penta on Fiora, Poppy and Teemo. :3

JayHog1992May 23, 20161 votes

Good work then! :D

Darth StepVaderMay 22, 20163 votes

Actually, a penta this season with Riven is QUITE an accomplishment!! So, it counts double than it used to in my book.

AutomatisMay 22, 20163 votes

I got my first five or so pentakills with Kog'maw.

In the good old days of S1, with Madred's Bloodrazor

I don't count those tbh, too easy. Same for ARAM pentas

Also GitS is love

WindupMay 22, 20163 votes

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bill84May 23, 20162 votes

MasterYi

EnchantéMay 23, 20161 votes

Well, a penta in ARAM isn't the same as a penta in norms, but http://imgur.com/KlSWXUm.gif" It's either:

your team is unlucky that you all get champions with no easy hard CC
the person with good CC(s) is new to the champion that he/she couldn't just cc Kat right on time OR
The Katarina is actually good.

The EcdysiastMay 22, 20163 votes

Riven Pentas count. It's AA champ pentas that don't. 'cause all that means is the enemies didn't have enough CC to handle your lifesteal.

RaptorKarrMay 22, 20162 votes

I build lifesteal on Riven all the time :P

Riven's passive let's her get lots of health back with just a few basic attacks.

Besides more then just a few Lifesteal items have lots of damage, only makes sense to build Lifesteal on Riven :P item 3812 item 3072 item 3074 item 3139

The EcdysiastMay 22, 20161 votes

Yeah, but she doesn't have anywhere near the sustain that a champ designed for autos does.

ChaoticPineconeMay 22, 20163 votes

First of all, item 3812 exists for ADs who chain/spam spells.

And champions designed for autos dont have the CC, shield (ahem - the only AD scaling shield in the game), massive AD steroid, burst, and execute that Riven has.

The EcdysiastMay 22, 20161 votes

It is half as effective for all of Riven's abilities as it is for AA champs, since they're AoE.

Riven's biggest counters are fighters who can withstand her burst, which, if you build correctly instead of just going full lifesteal, is all of them.

And ahem - AD steroid that also grants True damage on hit + targeted untargetability + AS increase and immunity to slows. AP scaling heal every 2 attacks when you buy Guinsoo's + a knockup + guaranteed crits. Innate lifesteal and shield on the same ability + targeted stun on a shorter cooldown than Riven's with the same duration. CC immunity + innate lifesteal + AS increase as health is lowered. Death immunity. Dodging (which negates her passive) + added magic damage increased from 3 to every 2nd attack with Guinsoo's.

The original saying is: You got that Penta with YI, so it doesn't count.

ChaoticPineconeMay 23, 20162 votes

Deaths Dance - It doesnt matter if its 1/3 as effective for her abilities, since her autos proc the full amount. And, going to my next point: The AD scaling shield is a problem. Theres a reason why there is no other AD scaling shield in the game, even on AD champions like Lee Sin, Udyr, or Jarvan,

And am i wrong? Does Riven not have some of the most hard CC for a toplane carry and the only AD scaling shield in the game?

The difference between Riven and whatever champs you mentioned is that there is an obvious downside to their kit. Olaf doesnt have a gapcloser. Neither does Udyr. Xin has no reliable way to escape fights once he is in them and his defensive passive is a little more - and a little less, in some cases - than what lifesteal would do. Jax doesnt unlock his passive until 6. Yi doesnt have any CC. And all of those champions use mana, and half of what you said is an ITEM problem not a CHAMPION problem.

Riven's only downside is that she is short ranged.

The EcdysiastMay 23, 20161 votes

It does matter, considering what you just said is reversed as well. While she cannot auto during her abilities, the enemy can still be gaining the full heal from every single attack.

And as you said, Riven does not unlock her "massive AD buff" until level 6.

And every AA champion is designed in such a way that "using mana" doesn't mean jack shit, so much so that their recommended builds do not include mana and where all tank junglers are told to buy the refilling potion, they aren't.

You can hate on Riven, but honestly if someone can lose to Riven as a sustain fighter then they just don't know how to build that fighter. Riven can't be even half as effective as any of them if she tries to build mainly tank items, as they can.

Her downside is that she's a one-trick pony with a single burst. She she can't afford to purchase defensive items outside of the less-effective-for-her on-hit heals.

ChaoticPineconeMay 23, 20161 votes

She cant afford to purchase defensive items? Have you seen Boxbox play Riven? Why does he buy things like Black Cleaver, Maw, Sterraks, and Titanic Hydra? And have you played tank Riven? She is pretty much just as effective as any other fighting building defensive. In some situations, she is more effective since many fighters can be kited. The reason people dont build full defensive is because she has so much burst, cc, and the only AD scaling shield in the game.

While she cant auto during her abilities, she has a nice autoattack steroid that can be used during the animation of her abilities. Theres a reason why animation canceling is what makes or breaks Riven.

Using mana doesnt mean jack shit? Then why are some champions gated by it? Thats just an ridiculously stupid thing to say. Being manaless - especially on a spamming, snowballing champion like Riven - is huge. Giving Riven mana would probably break her.

NixtarmaMay 22, 20163 votes

As someone who has never got a PvP penta, nobody can say my first one does not count.

Large MinivanMay 22, 20161 votes

srsly? I got my first penta when I was lv 10

Jungle BrungusMay 22, 20162 votes

I mean...

Deep Terror NamiMay 22, 20161 votes

My first (cough only cough) penta was with Swain on ARAM. Unfortunately, I don't count that :( Some things just do not count!

RaptorKarrMay 22, 20161 votes

Still trying to get one with Nami?

Deep Terror NamiMay 22, 20162 votes

Ask me for a penta bubble and I might get that. Ask me for a penta steal and I might get that. Penta kill? Sorry :(

RaptorKarrMay 22, 20161 votes

Riven : Hugs Nami to make her feel better

Average BardMay 22, 20161 votes

I want hugs too [zombie-nunu-tears]

DicersonMay 22, 20162 votes

{quoted}

: Hugs Nami to make her feel better

Riven x Nami confirmed?

Average BardMay 22, 20161 votes

Try doing it with Bard... I mean yea I have a better chance than Nami, but... I've gotten 6 Quads... One was with Bard and I almost cried

Papa AndreiMay 22, 20161 votes

Just got my first ever penta the other day as Jhin, I had no clue what happened because i was running for my life.

Crowe StalkerMay 22, 20161 votes

I've had two ARAM Pentas, one with Old Fiora and one with Ziggs. Unfortunate that these things don't count... but hopefully you do snag a Penta on the Rift :)