Season 6 Supports and Season 7 Supports
#Season 6
Soraka, I want you to peel, ward, facetank, heal, ult, buy my groceries, and suicide into their team as a bait so I can 1v5.
But---
Do you want an afk carry? Do you want another lost promo when its so close to the end of the season?
No Ma'am. grumbles.
#Season 7
Vayne, I want you to help with the warding.
What are you a noob? I don't ward. Shut up and don't KS me.
Do you want me to take away our Knight's Vow link? Because that is how you can 1v5 without dying. Or perhaps you want me to sell Redemption? With these new assassins around, you can't be too careful---
You--you can't do that! I'll AFK!
Go ahead. With max health true damage on an item active, I don't need you. But perhaps you want the world to know that we don't need you marksmen to win games...
No Ma'am! buys wards Grumbles about how Supports bully ADCs.
http://umad.com/img/2015/5/deal-with-it-meme-6167-6467-hd-wallpapers.jpg
An exaggeration of course, but it feels good to be more useful as a support in preseason.
#######Before anyone gripes about this these items work because Tank Support Soraka with Warmog's is a thing and is kinda broken when you have enough mana.
support accidentally threw his lantern at the fleeing enemy support instead of his hook. So rather than chewing him out for it, I rocket jumped onto the enemy support, killed him, and then flashed onto the lantern. Then I said "Good job, Thresh!".
