When I see pun threads I did not make.

RaptorKarr·Dec 5, 2015·26 votes·2,572 views

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Yes i'm that much of an ass

29 Comments

Kitty DarkstarDec 5, 201522 votes

Good Eevee-ning. I'd Raichu a letter but I'm just too Buizel. You might not Bayleef me, but I wouldn't take the Chansey at lying to you.

Now to turn on some Mew-sic.

Kitty DarkstarDec 5, 20158 votes

Wow, those are some really bad puns

RaptorKarrDec 5, 20157 votes

I-I don't think there's a meme or gif that can give off a good enough facepalm for that.

Cpt AzraelDec 5, 201510 votes

https://media2.giphy.com/media/GfAD7Bl016Gfm/200.gif

RaptorKarrDec 5, 20152 votes

No, that's good enough, we need like several hundred god level facepalms

Blue Moon WolfDec 6, 20152 votes

will this guy cover it? http://mythology-greece.weebly.com/uploads/3/8/7/5/3875398/4307919.jpg?273

he is a Hundred hander from greek mythology :p

RaptorKarrDec 6, 20151 votes

that might.

Eeveefarmer87Dec 5, 20151 votes

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Good Eevee-ning. I'd Raichu a letter but I'm just too Buizel. You might not Bayleef me, but I wouldn't take the Chansey at lying to you.

Now to turn on some Mew-sic.

to...............many ..........puns .....................cant ......................handle

Tribbles FoxfolkDec 5, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitty Darkstar,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=BUOPE2lm,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-12-05T20:13:01.102+0000)

Good Eevee-ning. I'd Raichu a letter but I'm just too Buizel. You might not Bayleef me, but I wouldn't take the Chansey at lying to you.

Now to turn on some Mew-sic.

Good effort. 5/10, the Eevee one was stretching it and Buizel is a dumb Pokemon. (Also, Bayleef is awesome, just wish it didn't have to evolve to stay relevant ;-;)

Kitty DarkstarDec 5, 20151 votes

The Buizel one is the only one I made up, the Bayleef one was just put in a different context. The Eevee one is someone else's fault, and you'd run into it if you googled Pokemon Puns.

I like Bayleef too, its evolution line is probably my second favorite Grass starter line

BemaponDec 6, 20151 votes

the eevee one isnt stretching it too much, i know some people who actually pronounce it like that...

And yes Buizel is a dumb Pokemon.

Tribbles FoxfolkDec 6, 20151 votes

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the eevee one isnt stretching it too much, i know some people who actually pronounce it like that...

And yes Buizel is a dumb Pokemon.

Buizel's cute and his design makes some sense (water weasel? OK, fair enough, straight-forward) but he's just...boring. It's another generic pure Water-Type that has Aqua Jet (40 POW/100 ACC and +2 Prio) as its signature move...Yet it learns it between lvl 25-40 (That I've experienced, anyway) when most Water-Types get much better moves like Water Pulse.

Basically, I take back that he's a DUMB Pokemon. He's not very dumb. He's just GENERIC. With a bland movepool, unimpressive stats (ATK + SPD with no bulk. Yay -_-), and a fairly generic design (His most unique feature are the FINS on his arms), he gets put into the "Generic Water-Type" discard pile with Golduck (Genwunners incoming), Goldeen, Seaking, and frickin' Finnion.

Masterofchaos999Dec 7, 20151 votes

What do you mean Buizel isn't unique, when he evolves he gets a pool floaty wrapped around his neck what's not unique?

In all seriousness though, I never would have never caught a Buizel if I hadn't run into a shiny one.

Tribbles FoxfolkDec 7, 20151 votes

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What do you mean Buizel isn't unique, when he evolves he gets a pool floaty wrapped around his neck what's not unique?

In all seriousness though, I never would have never caught a Buizel if I hadn't run into a shiny one.

The shiny is UGLY...It's not Espeon bad, but holy crap...It looks like a walking piss-weasel.

UltraboomerDec 6, 20151 votes

aside from mew, you didn't fit a legendary pokemon into this. I am disappointed.

Kitty DarkstarDec 6, 20151 votes

Mew is the only legendary I need

WeatheredDec 6, 20152 votes

http://imgur.com/KISfghc

RottedApplesDec 6, 20151 votes

i find your puns onixeptable

RaptorKarrDec 6, 20151 votes

What have I done.

Void NargacugaDec 7, 20151 votes

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/d0/360Wynaut.png/250px-360Wynaut.png just accept it and embrace it?

Maximum MordeDec 10, 20151 votes

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http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/d0/360Wynaut.png/250px-360Wynaut.png just accept it and embrace it?

Why does that thing have a penis on its forehead?

Kitty DarkstarDec 10, 20151 votes

Looks like a cartoon nose