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Feels like me... I went top lane one matchup and stayed there for about 20 minutes just farming until I realized that we were pushed up to our inhibitors and they were screaming at each other about who's fault it is that the enemy Xin Zhao was fed.
And you're carrying http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/099/319/6vDip.gif
Finishes farming and casually decides to grab my well deserved penta around 20 minutes. Seriously though, crits hurt when they do around 2.2k
continuously regenerates health and never dies "Guys, shut up, sheesh."
This is generally what happens when I'm solo queue top.
It's ok, I'll just farm until we lose, or I get inhibitors.
Sometimes when there is a lot going on elsewhere on the map I will take a look at top lane still just trading... and csing.... and trading....... and csing......... A TOWER DIED....... trading..................... csing.................
At that point I chuckle to myself and type "meanwhile, in top lane."
But thats alright because you are playin and beginning to feel like a stack god, stack god
http://i.imgur.com/tqMDCEh.gif
This is generally my ranked experience when I go top.
It depends on your champion though, I'm all for a Yi or Trynda or Nasus farming and pushing turrets. But it makes me sad to see Lissandra, Swain, Lulu and the like splitpushing like "If the enemy top laner walks down, wins that 4v5, recalls and goes back to lane to stop you, you haven't dealt more than 20% famage to that outer turret"
Definitely the most awkward college football interview ever, starring the real Slim Shady.
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Except I can't like this because 50% of the time I proceed to leave top lane pick up 4 kills for my team, then go back to farming when they shut up.
This really made me laugh lol bump
+240 Stacks Ugh do I have to do everything around here?
Haha happens so often
sigh This is when the 3/0/0 
decides it's time to come down from top lane and show these scrubs how to make the enemies turn tail and run.
I love when my team is winning and the enemy top laner has yet to go help his team. I don't care if I'm 0/0/0 and am just farming in lane as long as my team wins.
I so know the feeling. And then you just sit there in top lane long enough for their team to ignore you and then you cause chaos :P