I think I figured out how to play Elise!

RaptorKarr·Oct 22, 2015·61 votes·6,465 views

http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cocaine-spider.gif

Get Really High.

46 Comments

Kal Vas FlamOct 22, 201519 votes

I will upvote you for this unique find. I will not however come to this thread again cause FUCK SPIDERS.

RaptorKarrOct 23, 201522 votes

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I will upvote you for this unique find. I will not however come to this thread again cause FUCK SPIDERS.

http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu121/stakeforty/1250728595496.jpg

Nope....

kaltenashesOct 23, 20156 votes

Spiders aren't so bad till i saw this spider-like grill, she scared the hell outta me

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/the-evil-within/images/a/a5/The_evil_within-RE-Bone_Laura-02.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141026080229

DemaciaClownOct 23, 20151 votes

Hello darkness my old friend...

Void NargacugaOct 23, 20156 votes

sees Spider & girl mentioned together Well this was my first thought when I read that... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lAlUzw-O0vs/VVo0z1_uA_I/AAAAAAAABI8/7r4loIBptrQ/s1600/mon6.jpg Her name is Rachnera Arachne... Totally serious.

If you even WANT to know where she comes from... Well if you DO ask for where she is from... Be prepared is all I can say honestly.

IsmokeOreganoOct 23, 20152 votes

actually, he said spider and grill

Void NargacugaOct 23, 20151 votes

I read it as girl though... And what happened to being able to spell such a simple word correctly? What caused this anomaly of incorrect spelling? XD

Ariel the CruelOct 23, 20152 votes

Wait.... She has knees... Something doesn't add up here. (>_>)

Void NargacugaOct 24, 20151 votes

Hold on... goes and grabs manga series book #4

Okay I got some info on her from the back of it.

Rachnera's Height: 198 cm... Yeah not going beyond that considering what else it has here... http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/2973000/2973311_1345981178655.6res_500_281.jpg

Unless your really creepy and want the other stats... Pervs... I could list her weight but that wouldn't be a nice thing to do to ANY girl.

Anyways as you can tell she is 6.49606 ft tall. So it kinda makes sense that she has knees of sorts.

Ariel the CruelOct 24, 20152 votes

Assuming a standard human sized torso, she would need a rather large Meso-thorax to support the weight (especially the awkward distribution created by the human part). For their total height to be only 6 feet, she would have to be small overall.

However, that doesn't change the fact that she has what clearly looks like knees below her human waist. Which begs the question: is she just sitting on the spider, or does she connect at the ankles. If it's the latter, then she has some significant anatomical problems to overcome. It it's the former, then I have to wonder if the spider's head contains super glue. Either way, that picture just doesn't add up.

Void NargacugaOct 24, 20151 votes

I'd suggest you read the manga then... Its kinda hard to go into detail on such things when I'm just enjoying a hilariously awkward manga for some time now.

Also using this as perspective: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Kaldari_Salticus_scenicus_female_01.jpg If you notice the Palps in-front near the mouth those are what they really are... Just kinda for other reasons... If you would really like I'll type in her other stats like weight, hip, and waist... If you would truly like to get a better idea of her anatomy. Also, thanks for not taking this down the perverse direction! Way to many people could have judged me the wrong way for this hilarious manga series.

Ariel the CruelOct 24, 20151 votes

SO wait.... She has 2 mouths? That makes even less sense. :/

Also: the other stats you listed won't change the principle of weight distribution. I'm referring to the fact that from an anatomical perspective, the picture doesn't make sense. Similar to how Sivir's back is broken in her basic splash art and Akali's hips don't exist in her crimson skin splash.

Void NargacugaOct 24, 20151 votes

She only has one mouth. Its hard to try and explain what she is like even though I read the manga!

Well.. Now that I think about it. Kinda think of her like a Centaur. I guess? idk..

https://40.media.tumblr.com/a50badefc762c2656b9bc2d59fc22135/tumblr_mgt82cA49o1qa48x8o1_500.jpg

Well when you consider the main character (Kurusu Kimihito) also has to live with these other girls too BESIDES MIss Arachne?! He almost dies a little to often for VARIOUS reasons...

There is Miia a Lamia: http://images.kpopstarz.com/data/images/full/400268/monster-musume-character-designs-miia.png

Papi a harpy: https://41.media.tumblr.com/19aee0d6ecf7ee80fe8944192f67fff0/tumblr_inline_nw0kvtWAJr1s6ldca_540.jpg

Centorea a centaur: http://cdn.animeherald.com/aniheraldcdn/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Monster-Musume-Character-Design-Sheet-003-20150418.jpg

Suu a slime: https://40.media.tumblr.com/a86de8ba8c85cb3b1fcce609f36fa1fd/tumblr_nojwjtUKNr1sqqtwzo2_1280.jpg

Mero a mermaid: http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/6353102ce27dff1f83830b1232caa4d81431963372_full.png

And finally Lala the Dullahan: http://img10.deviantart.net/e57d/i/2015/204/7/d/lala_design_by_fu_reiji-d92hcch.jpg Yes her head CAN come off completely and her body and head can still function... Bringing to much logic to THIS series may cause brain damage...

OR his near death experiences, which seems to happen MORE often now: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/f/f0/AnimeKimihitoDesign.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150726062226&path-prefix=protagonist

What his eyes normally look like: http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_147660.jpg

Troll for TrumpOct 23, 20151 votes

The show full of furries. Yay.

Void NargacugaOct 24, 20151 votes

Not furries. Originally a manga that became an anime. They are (as they are called in the series) Liminal Species. Just pointing that out... I don't want to drag someone to far down either rabbit hole.

Troll for TrumpOct 24, 20151 votes

I didn't know it became an anime But yeah I guess lamias mermaids and spiderwoman don't count as "furry"

Void NargacugaOct 24, 20151 votes

Yeah, and thanks for being understanding! Its a hilariously awkward series for the main character. His name is: Kurusu Kimihito. Gets hilarious REALLY fast! XD And VERY awkward for him fast as well. =P

Troll for TrumpOct 24, 20151 votes

I stopped reading when the chapter had images of the main character getting it on with the lamia's mother and random other lamia thingies. Yeah, fk dat sht.

Void NargacugaOct 24, 20151 votes

He actually wanted NOTHING to do with any of those such things... The girls mothers are just REALLY pushy... Especially Miia's mom... >_> She I think should be certifiably crazy!

He just wants to help them adapt to living among humans... Even though Miss Smith brought Miia to the wrong house in the first place... Now SHE is one lazy government official! And continues to dump more on him... I feel sorry for Kurusu honestly I would wish such things on ANYONE! Even myself due to how many time he comes close to dying... To many to count.

Troll for TrumpOct 25, 20152 votes

I really don't know where they are trying to go to with the plotline imo. At least it's different from the Naruto/Bleach/One Piece/FMA type of plotlines. Yes, some of those are good(especially FMA), but they are kinda similar. Things are better if they are more unique, and stand out.

The popular things are: Fan service(DxD, that show with the person with that black suit... kill la kill or something idk, Fairy Tail) Action battling: Basically the stuff I listed in the first paragraph Something actually original: Deathnote Nostalgic: Dragon Ball Super, Naruto part2thingy

Void NargacugaOct 25, 20151 votes

Yeah I get where your coming from! XD

Sometimes a show that is adapted from a manga gets a little "distracted" from the original idea. Example: Fullmetal Alchemist vs Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. The later sticks to the manga SO much better!

To much fan service can be bad imo. I read the DxD manga and I've heard that the Anime is much worse in that department... The manga is still a funny read though! That is why I got it, same goes for Monster Musume, and 12 Beasts. Monster Musume and 12 Beasts are made by the same author.

Blue Moon WolfOct 23, 20151 votes

Damn, my nightmares are already full for the week... might need to schedule this nightmare re-fueling for some time in November :L

LhostalisOct 24, 20151 votes

Isn't Silent Hill wonderful? Scarlet was such a bitch to kill btw.

lakeyja900Oct 23, 20154 votes

Someone go tell Laughing Fish we finally found where Elise Rappels up to!

Chaotic ReksOct 24, 20151 votes

that nope has full mana

TacoTheKittenOct 23, 20151 votes

I like spiders though....

RikoZerameOct 23, 20155 votes

And then your ward catches her coming for a gank while you're clearing the jungle, and your bot lane pings for help.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nope_spider.gif

Shac NorrisOct 23, 20154 votes

Imagine walking on this by accident as it's hiding in the sand....

;-;

aítchOct 23, 201511 votes

shut up

pls

god no

Shac NorrisOct 24, 20151 votes

;)

Now you're never going to the beach again!

aítchOct 24, 20151 votes

pulls trigger

VarindranOct 23, 20154 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU

Even better with sound.

SquidsmastahOct 22, 20153 votes

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RottedApplesOct 23, 201514 votes

coce?

stabby himikoOct 23, 20152 votes

Cocaine.

RottedApplesOct 23, 20156 votes

sooo. coke.

Only Play DariusOct 23, 20151 votes

Nice 3rd grade spelling.

XiciousOct 23, 20152 votes

Fun fact: The spider in this gif is called a six eyed sand spider and its one of the most venemous species in the world. Its also commonly sought by spider keeping enthusiats.

Only Play DariusOct 23, 20151 votes

Now I can't sleep.

Thanks a lot