Why and what happened?
"Oh come on how were we susposed to know that we couldn't mess with it?"
"You nearly caused a nuclear reactor to explode and kill possiably millions!"
"I think we improved it to be honest."
"You tried to turn it into a bomb!"
"Their called hexplosives."
"WE DON'T CARE GET IN THE CAR!"
"Ma'am were here about a noise complaint. Neighbors say your music is too loud."
"...."
"...."
: THIS LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE YOU HAVE PROVIDED EARLIER IS CREATING SOME VERY INTERESTING HALLUCINOGENIC EFFECTS ON MY RETINAS, AND SEEMS TO HAVE COMPLEX REACTION TO MY NEUROTRANSMITTERS. THIS IS ALL VERY INTRIGUING, AND QUITE..... INTERESTING.
: Dammit... I told you not to mention anything about that...
: Yeah, I'm gonna need you two to step out of the vehicle. Also, how are you even driving? You're way too short
: Size doesn't mean... sigh Oh bugger it.
: What's wrong with him?
: WHY ARE VARIOUS AQUATIC ANIMALS FLYING THROUGH THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE?
: You really don't want to know...
: ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE. ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE. ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE...
"...and we stand here today to honor two Demacians who have shown true bravery, honor, and duty, having struck a mighty blow against the forces of Noxus who were threatening the borders..."
Quietly "I swore those mushrooms were safe..."
Quietly "He doesn't need to know."
Quietly "Sorry for calling you Valor."
Quietly "Accepted. But next time, no rides."
"...our highest award for valor in combat, awarded only to those who display the best in Demacian ideals against the greatest of odds..."
Pulled over for speeding :3
"so, you claim you tried to steal the moon, is that right?"
"yes, Quinn i told you to keep watch"
"I told you it would never work, why did i let you drag me into this!"
: You're under arrest!
: no technique is forbidden
: ok
: Alright Teemo, this is the fifth time I've had to arrest you. What did you do?
: Ask him! He broke the legs of half of the people in that stupid bar!
eating Teemo's mushrooms and punching passer-bys
They refused hic to give me hic the old brew Boram enjoyed. hic
: sigh Now who GAVE him those? points at shrooms
: It was hic the Spawn of Satan there... points at Teemo
: GODDAMMIT, I WAS TRYING TO CATCH SOMEONE AND I THOUGHT SION WOULD HELP IF HE WAS HIGH.
: ... I'll give you each a cupcake if you get in the car.
& : Deal.
: "And here I was planning a night of whiskey and heartbreaking. "
: "You will lose! "
: "Again, I'm sorry I tried to use you as a motorcycle ramp. You don't have to sue me over it. It was an accident.
"Caught between a rock... and a hard place."
"For the love of... VI! LET ME OUT OF HERE! "
Is this some kind of foreplay?
Vi, if you wanted this try asking instead of robbing a convenience store.
But I was hungry...
That's it! No more gauntlets after 12!
"Shurima"
"This is your fault"
My two mained champions?
Its only fun if they run!
You're under arrest for women molestation
Who wants a piece of the champ.
mmm.
Stay focused cupcake.
right.
I'll feast on their...
"the next word you're going to say is Ow if you don't shut it."
Imagine if I had my real weapon.
mmm.
"cupcake..."
"howls and breaks into a run."
" EAT THIS. "
"sorry, I left the fluffy handcuffs at home."
"let's do this."
...
wow, thats them getting into trouble isn't it...
wow, thats a bit of a fantasy, i really hope there isn't actually a CaitXJax thing going on...
♫♫♫♫♫
I knew you would do that~~
>.<
I'd reply on topic, but your grammar makes me sick.
- Jinx, why did you blow up my building i use to charm men into money.
- Sorry Ahri, I didnt think it would be a big deal.
- Both of you trashy girls put your hands behind your backs.
...lol?
