Welcome to the salty spitoon

I got a pentakill with Yeah so? Without using a real weapon Right this way

How tough am I?! HOW TOUGH AM I!?

Well i'll have you know, I got dunked by Darius and only cried for 20 minutes.

I carried a game as Riven

I WAS FULL AP

"I stole Baron" "Yeah, so?" I charged in and autoattacked it "Eh...right this way"

True story, my highlight of finally hitting Gold in Season 3

How tough am I? I just charmed the entire team to die under tower.

Bouncer: Yeah, so?

As l:/

Bouncer: ...Right this way D:)

I play support Karma

Yeah, so?

I take exhaust... AND heal.

report no flash

I once dunked someone so strongly, so profoundly, that it knocked a fan into puberty. Yeah, so? He was thirty-five years old. ... Right this way.

I beat a Top Lane in lane and won the game Yeah so? With AD Right this way

how tough am i? i got a lv 3 double kill as jinx ya so? against a blitz and caitlyn without blowing summoners with support being afk scrub T-T im just a goofy goober yea...were all goofy goobers yeah!...

How tough am I? I got a pentakill.

Yeah so?

As a support.

R-right this way..

report for supp ksing everyone

How tough am i I just stole baron as warwick against the whole enemy team alone without any milk or

I got Diamond.

"Oh that's cool"

Playing only .

"Oh great one, take everything I own. Show me the path!"

I'm so tough, I play on North America.

From the UK.

With 180 ping.

"I caught and killed Master Yi" "Yeah so?" "While he was ulted"

"I killed a fed nasus" "right this way" "but i didnt finish my story" "okay... what is it?" "I killed a fed nasus in 2 seconds" "O.O"

"can i tell you my baron story?"

"just get inside... pushes inside..."

"But but but... i soloed it in 20 seconds!"