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PaladinNO15 votes

From an ARAM game: Bard (me): "blitz, if I may ask, what are you aiming at?" Blitzcrank : "what do you mean 'aiming'?"

I could barely stop myself from walking straight up to the enemy team as I was laughing so bard from that response. Unfortunately, I still couldn't say "damn it, blitz, start actually hit something with your Q!", no matter how much I wanted to...

Nikoyopu1 votes

laughing so bard

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

PaladinNO1 votes

Yeah, I dunno how I made that typo...it may not even have been an accident. ^^

500000000000000011 votes

A while ago, I was mid and I died in a 1v1 but left the enemy very low. Jungler came and cleaned up, and pushed lane. I said "thank you for pushing," since the enemy will lose farm. The jungler thought I was being sarcastic :/

There's so much passive aggressiveness in League like pls

Deadly Mittens3 votes

Our jungler ganks twice for me and the adc bot after we fell behind, helping us catch back up.

"Thanks for the help bot"

"Seriously -.-"

Zeurth1 votes

Your comment was passive aggressive, wtf.

50000000000000001 votes

But I was actually thanking them for pushing so that the enemy loses farm. Maybe I worded poorly, but it wasn't so obviously passive aggressive.

DorkunedAuras5 votes

Whenever I do that, i add a "<3" at the end.

ex. "thank you for pushing <3"

That way they know I'm doing it kindly.

Wizardavar1 votes

That might be ... not great

DorkunedAuras2 votes

how so?

TeCoolMage3 votes

Don't use 'thank you' it's too formal

say "<33333333333 now I can roam!!!!"

No really, it works. It also gets the jungler to follow you to whatever lane for a 3v1 / 4v2 and free assists/kills

KillerPenguins4 votes

riven players are made of salt and rage, they don't deserve compliments

Excitidly Insane2 votes

Hush fool, their fragile ego's need massaging in order to prevent the rage spill into all chat that could possibly start the League Civil War.

That being said however, as unbelievable as this may sound, I have met a few decent and chilled Riven players.

Bladeglory4 votes

Playing with my friends, learning Braum... Sivir You keep this up, you'll be a decent Braum some day. Lissandra Don't lie to him. Braum Waaah. ............... (Sivir "...some day.") Braum HEY WAIT A SECOND Sivir LOL I was waiting for that

NOHRIAN SKUM3 votes

Godbless Valkyria Chronicles. Both the animation and it's biweekly $5 steam sale.

Deep Terror Nami2 votes

I've had that, so I just don't ask. I take it as a compliment so it doesn't cause problems :3

Trash MammaI2 votes

I get that a lot when I do good as Shaco people hate me either way when I play him so I just assume it's an insult and go on to making more people hate me

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Essentially me as Teemo Only a compliment 1 in 100 times.

Mhihnj1 votes

well, you are playing Teemo

Bottom Laner2 votes

I was called c9 jensen once by my jungler. I have no idea who that is :p

DorkunedAuras2 votes

Jensen is the midlaner for Cloud 9, a north american Championship Series team. He's considered one of the best mid laners NA.

100% compliment.

Hyrum Graff2 votes

{quoted}

Jensen is the midlaner for Cloud 9, a north american Championship Series team. He's considered one of the best mid laners NA.

100% compliment.

Also history of toxicity.

DorkunedAuras2 votes

true enough, though that's past him now.

Hyrum Graff1 votes

{quoted}

true enough, though that's past him now.

Fair

TeCoolMage1 votes

Unless he then said "if your enemy laner was faker"

Nunya Bezwacks2 votes

actually thats not the feeling because nobody compliments rivens they don't deserve praise.

JusticePauldrons2 votes

I love valkyria chronicles

MilfHuntUnitM1T1 votes

Riven players are Weaboos. just ignore them

Cressilia1 votes

"Nice flash"

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