Why shouldn't we ff?1v9

I mean, like what's the deal with airline foods? The team is 5 to 30, their bot is fed off our bot, 1st blood and 1st tower too, our jg is getting camped by their jg, rift herald 300 stacked pushing nasus top, mid afk/ragequit from the fizz, our team argues and flames calling each other boosted animals, their team calls us trash too and says report lul ez, even though they are vastly in the lead missing all of their skillshots but destroys you with autos.The 20 min mark hits, you instantly have the ff prompt, 1 yes, 1 no oh bb come on 2 yes, daddy needs a new pair of lp and then there it is, someone types pls say yes, then the devil himself picks no as he laughs in your face as while draging your team deeper into the depths of hell for flaming him, proceeding to spam ping you, as he runs it down mid to tell them to report this guy, the other team agrees since they said they were all gonna report anyway nub, the 2nd ff prompt yet again, 2 yes,Slap my dingy on your weeny 1 no, oh sugar honey Iced tea 3 yes, WOOBrblbl Im a splash my balls into the toilet when I take a dump, It was done, the ff prompt was finally slain... until you hear, A summoner has reconnected!,Nein so fast to the ff prompt, ur 2 slow, sanics teh nerm, and then says wtf you guys still here nubs, I'm sitting on my right hand so i can play with myself later on to not feel lonely at night %%%s, gg report my trash team, and then proceeds to leave the game,6 to 60 by then the soul of our team has been left demoralized,crushed, paralyzed from the waist down from all the screwing eachother in every position imaginable fillwed with a empty husk from the toxicity, flames, suffering, it was finally over the superminions were pushinga as the enemy team spam Ez and the nexus blows up B̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶l̶o̶n̶g̶!̶,̶I̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶M̶i̶c̶h̶a̶e̶l̶b̶a̶y̶s̶h̶r̶o̶o̶m̶ ̶,̶i̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶,̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶5̶ ̶b̶u̶m̶f̶u̶z̶z̶l̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶c̶r̶e̶a̶n̶t̶s̶,̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶p̶i̶c̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶d̶i̶v̶e̶,̶P̶E̶N̶T̶A̶K̶I̶L̶L̶!̶ S̶u̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶m̶o̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶e̶e̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶l̶l̶e̶n̶j̶o̶u̶r̶i̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶":^̶)̶"̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶r̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶g̶o̶l̶d̶f̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶f̶f̶,̶V̶I̶C̶T̶O̶R̶Y̶!̶ B̶a̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶r̶u̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶k̶i̶p̶e̶d̶i̶a̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶r̶y̶.