I think I found out the real reason that Katarina is so interested in Garen

RaptorKarr·Jun 2, 2016·42 votes·7,914 views

It's so she can get closer to LUX! http://pm1.narvii.com/5755/c4d4c124c9c7b4df8ca78c26966b0a4c9ac8b0e4_hq.jpg

https://memecrunch.com/meme/4C0Z/it-all-makes-sense-now/image.jpg?w=468&c=1

44 Comments

EmbertineJun 2, 201610 votes

Oh great now Lux is gonna be pregnant. . . .

Well guess Garen is gonna get a little nephew or niece.

Surge06Jun 2, 201616 votes

But...reproduction doesn't work like that?

The Ender CobraJun 2, 20161 votes

Are you sure?[slayer-jinx-wink]

Malicious MetalJun 2, 201622 votes

I studied Biology for a while and IIRC a woman can actually be fertilized with cells from her partner's bone marrow.

Large MinivanJun 2, 20161 votes

[zombie-nunu-bummed]

cinomenapplebaeJun 2, 201622 votes

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I studied Biology for a while and IIRC a woman can actually be fertilized with cells from her partner's bone marrow.

so lux will cut of katarina's leg, take off the bone and um.

Blue Moon WolfJun 3, 201619 votes

http://static2.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1551/15516851/2941752-lfs2.png : And bear her children, that way she has no way to escape me :D spams laugh

... and this is why I think Ezreal is safer with Taric O_o

shyvJun 2, 20161 votes

i don't think that's what they're doing in the picture lmao

EmbertineJun 2, 201614 votes

I see you and Sona are considering having a child then?

FantasySniperJun 3, 20166 votes

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/17/1701e6c82132e5898d3bbce2255f724b4f3167f137c4c8ab2b74bde600478ed5.jpg

LimrickJun 3, 20161 votes

Because they can totally do that in Runeterra.

EmbertineJun 2, 201617 votes

There's a running joke that Lux thinks kissing will get her pregnant.

That's the joke.

CasterGilgameshJun 3, 20161 votes

this fanfiction should tell you why

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9882853/1/Jinx-Stands-for-best-matchmaker-ever-Dur

Faceroll TacticsJun 3, 20161 votes

Thank you for introducing me to three consecutive hours of League fanfiction. (League character's antics in the institute of war would make a great drama show)

CasterGilgameshJun 3, 20161 votes

you happen to read this fanfic?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9882853/1/Jinx-Stands-for-best-matchmaker-ever-Dur

Average BardJun 2, 20167 votes

you're on Tumblr aren't you?

Lord GalvatronJun 3, 20161 votes

I mean, who isn't on Tumblr?

Kappa

Nobody1111Jun 3, 20164 votes

Sane people

AhristocatsJun 3, 20165 votes

me?

Lord GalvatronJun 4, 20161 votes

What, you think that because your from EUW it means your too good for Tumblr or something? :)

AhristocatsJun 4, 20161 votes

No, just never heard about it until now, i went to check and found that there was a lot of pictures.

NiyumiJun 3, 20165 votes

Oh boy, more crap I can't argue against because of political correctness. Can't just keep it to yourself and your circles, nope, gotta broadcast aberrancy to everyone.

Thanks for that. ^^

RaptorKarrJun 3, 20169 votes

It's not about political correctness it's about not being an asshole

NiyumiJun 3, 20165 votes

No, it's most definitely about political correctness. 90% of the things people say about someone like me are totally fine -- but the moment I say anything even remotely negative, I'm instantly a racist, sexist, bigot or something and can get in all sorts of trouble.

RaptorKarrJun 3, 201612 votes

Maybe it's because you're an asshole.

NiyumiJun 3, 20163 votes

Wanna explain how? I'd love to see the reasoning. ^^

billxxJun 3, 20166 votes

The fact that you do not know yourself speaks volumes about how.

NiyumiJun 3, 20163 votes

Maybe. But I think the fact no one has given me a solid answer speaks volumes about something else entirely. :3

billxxJun 4, 20162 votes

You described homosexuality as "aberrant" and got mad that he brought up something you don't believe in on a public forum :3

Face The SunJun 3, 20167 votes

http://36.media.tumblr.com/e832d9a9e721e9d601d04d4432a1e44d/tumblr_nm2m7iPaOM1u19hiso1_1280.jpg

Photos of GhostsJun 3, 20161 votes

The aberrancy here is spamming fan pairings at all. The fact that they're mainly homosexual pairings is a porn-derivated reasoning: having the joy of the couple interaction without being forced to see the unwanted sex.

NiyumiJun 3, 20162 votes

Wouldn't bother me if it wasn't literally in my face every time I look at the forums.

In reality, I'm forced to stomach all the bullshit in the world and smile at everyone - even if I can't stand them or entirely disagree with what they're doing. So, when I come to a video game, and all that same bullshit shows up again... it kind of bothers me.

Not allowed to talk against the homosexuality, since that's not PC, but saying it depresses me to all hell is good enough.

But, the pictures that the OP posts are always very suggestive, which is another issue: People act like fucking animals, and can't go 5 seconds without thinking about sex. And honestly, it's just disgusting.

But hey, I'm an asshole for that. ^^

Photos of GhostsJun 3, 20161 votes

People acting like animals is true. But you're acting like an animal when you give up on your intellectual autonomy to hate on homosexuals because of stupid traditions. The majority of homosexuals is a bunch of disgusting asshats, sure, but that's because the majority of humans is a bunch of disgusting asshats. It's just confirmation bias.

NiyumiJun 3, 20162 votes

Wanna know why I don't like homosexuality? It has nothing to do with the sexuality itself. It's because (typically) homosexuals are the most incredibly vain, shallow people, and form relationships not because they like one another, but because it makes them look different, or look good in their community, or something like that. Not only that, but they're just not content to be polite and not grope each other and whatnot in public, and, for some reason, feel the need to push their sexuality onto everyone else - regardless if they readily accept that or not (look at our OP, for example). Lumped onto that, it's more rooted in sexuality, tracing back to that animalistic thing I talked about.

There are two character flaws that I can't stand. One is vanity, two is being obsessed with sex / pleasure (drugs, smoking, etc.).

Photos of GhostsJun 3, 20161 votes

Cooooooonfirmation bias. That's not actual people. That's what your shitty average person becomes upon receiving a homosexual education fro society, perpetrated thanks also to your prejudice.

NiyumiJun 4, 20161 votes

Call it whatever you want, but it still doesn't change anything.

There is no gay gene, there is nothing forcing you to be that way -- you make a conscious decision as to your sexuality. Unfortunately, for 90% of the gay population, that choice is rooted in vanity. Sure, some people truly like the same gender, but that number is very small -- and those people also aren't the ones doing parades and events and whatnot to promote their sexuality, just like how I don't go around parading through town and making posts every day about how asexual I am.

Photos of GhostsJun 4, 20162 votes

You know what else there's no "gene" for? Autism. Is it a choice too? It simply means it's too complex of a matter to have already determined which hundreds and hundreds of genes (and not all significant segments of DNA are called genes btw) are implicated.

Sexuality is a spectrum, and rare, very rare are the people at the extremes. There's a very high change you're a loose bisexual in denial. Obviously, same goes for most homosexuals.

Photos of GhostsJun 8, 20161 votes

I just realised you said you're asexual. Either you're lying and aren't aware of what asexuality really is, or I have no idea how you can be unable to understand how normal the existence of homosexuality is. One thing is considering it a handicap, but not realising it's natural, in particular if you have a similar condition, seems pretty dumb to me.

Anyway, most people are actually bisexuals in denial and that's probably your case too (as well as for most declared homosexuals)